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Song Parodies -> "No Drunks In The Park"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Phunk With My Heart"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Black Eyed Peas
Parody Song Title:
"No Drunks In The Park"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
No real story behind this one. I just had the song stuck in my head
No no no no
No drunks in the park
No no no no
No drunks in the park
Don't come here you should go back home
I can smell your booze, mister
Shoo, mister
Don't come here you should go back home
I can smell your booze, mister
Shoo, mister
Sir this is a public venue
Don't need to be smart like Ken to
Know that I can't let you
In here if you have had ten brews
If you get sick I must clean it
Save me work and leave I mean it
What I've said has been ignored, so
(If you don't leave)
I will call the four oh
No, no, no, no
No drunks in the park
Why will you not listen, listen?
That's no place for pissin', pissin'
Now it seems you cause fainting
And you just destroyed that guy's painting
No surprise he is shouting
You just ruined a lot of outings
How can I get through all the alcohol?
Just leave sir, don't stall
Don't come here you should go back home
I can smell your booze, mister
Shoo, mister
Don't come here you should go back home
I can smell your booze, mister
Shoo, mister
No, no, no, no
No drunks in the park
Slurring cursewords like gad dommit
You're destructive like a comet
I'll photograph your vomit
And find a way to show your mom it
You were sick, I'm sick too
I'm just sick of dealing with you
I just wish I had a clue
If there is something that I can do
No, no, no, no
No drunks in the park
Your path's e–lip-ti-cal
You are hammered but not sickled
And now it seems that you're a stone's throw
From students of a dojo
What you said was a no-no
You shouldn't dis their mojos
Your mind today's a no-show
You might end up like dodos
Just wiped out
You're to blame for the insane beating
Since you should have been at an AA meeting
I guess I should call the cops
To make all the fighting stop
But in the john my phone was dropped
Oh well
That-that-that-that-that-must hurt ( repeat 6X)
No no no no
No drunks in the park
No no no no
No drunks in the park
Don't come here you should go back home
I can smell your booze, mister
Shoo, mister
Don't come here you should go back home
I can smell your booze, mister
Shoo, mister
You're to blame for the insane beating
Since you should have been at an AA meeting
No drunks in the park
No no no no
No drunks in the park
Don't come here you should go back home
I can smell your booze, mister
Shoo, mister
Don't come here you should go back home
I can smell your booze, mister
Shoo, mister
Sir this is a public venue
Don't need to be smart like Ken to
Know that I can't let you
In here if you have had ten brews
If you get sick I must clean it
Save me work and leave I mean it
What I've said has been ignored, so
(If you don't leave)
I will call the four oh
No, no, no, no
No drunks in the park
Why will you not listen, listen?
That's no place for pissin', pissin'
Now it seems you cause fainting
And you just destroyed that guy's painting
No surprise he is shouting
You just ruined a lot of outings
How can I get through all the alcohol?
Just leave sir, don't stall
Don't come here you should go back home
I can smell your booze, mister
Shoo, mister
Don't come here you should go back home
I can smell your booze, mister
Shoo, mister
No, no, no, no
No drunks in the park
Slurring cursewords like gad dommit
You're destructive like a comet
I'll photograph your vomit
And find a way to show your mom it
You were sick, I'm sick too
I'm just sick of dealing with you
I just wish I had a clue
If there is something that I can do
No, no, no, no
No drunks in the park
Your path's e–lip-ti-cal
You are hammered but not sickled
And now it seems that you're a stone's throw
From students of a dojo
What you said was a no-no
You shouldn't dis their mojos
Your mind today's a no-show
You might end up like dodos
Just wiped out
You're to blame for the insane beating
Since you should have been at an AA meeting
I guess I should call the cops
To make all the fighting stop
But in the john my phone was dropped
Oh well
That-that-that-that-that-must hurt ( repeat 6X)
No no no no
No drunks in the park
No no no no
No drunks in the park
Don't come here you should go back home
I can smell your booze, mister
Shoo, mister
Don't come here you should go back home
I can smell your booze, mister
Shoo, mister
You're to blame for the insane beating
Since you should have been at an AA meeting
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very funny indeed! Probs the funniest i've read, but the first line of your chorus is off. Perhaps shorten it to just "Don't come here just go back home"? Just a suggestion : ). Everywhere else, superb 545
BWAH HA HA! I can just picture the music video, Fergie and her bandmates walking around Central Park and picking fights with random hoboes.
SOTM: Already voted and commented
(SOTM05) Not too familiar with this, but you certainly got a lot out of mileage out of it, humorwise.
(SOTM) So AA meetings can prevent acts of violence? Cool. 5's
(SOTM) Yeah, drunks get to an AA meeting. Love the "gad dommit"/"vomit" part and the "hammered but not sickled" line. A reference to Russian vodka I suppose?
(SOTM05) Funny one, DAK. 5s
I meant Ethan, not DAK.
(SOTM) Good one, Ethan. I've also had the OS stuck in my head for quite a while.
(SOTM05) DKTOS, but it was a good read.
(SOTM) Very well done, Ethan.
As good as if written from personal experience (I worked in a hotel/bar for a while, so I can tell). :-)
Judging by one of the comments above, there's at least one drunk in the park.
Michael - what comment? was it deleted? everyone else (except the anonymous ones givers) - thanks
I had a feeling it might be deleted. Somebody just typed a bunch of letters over and over again. It might have been a room full of drunkys... not to be confused with A Room Full of Monkeys.
I actually did see that and tried to make sense of it, failed, and forgot about it until now.
I thought it was SOOOO hilarious!!!Except,I think it sounds gross!
Good message presented without being too preachy. Best verse is the "dommit/comet/vomit/mom it" verse.
Lotsa great bits, E-Thang. Some standouts for me: "You just destroyed that guy's painting"; "gad dommit"; "hammered but not sickled"; and of course the meeting/beating couplet.
P.S. I just now saw the Peas sing this on Leno. (The original, unfortunately - not your version.) Fergie can phunk with my heart ANY TIME.
Now this is better than the original text! Whats with the SOTM?
(SOTM) Very funny, Ethan. I like the way you made the rhymes (dommit, vomit, comet, mom it!) This would go good with my 'If You're Bombed' by Matchbox 20. 'Cuz let's face it, public drunkeness is just darned funny. Tri-Fives (hic).
(SOTM) Love the section that starts with "dojo" !
SOTM--you should probably not hold it against me that I've never heard the OS...=( Does it count that I really want to? Sorry...
(SOTM) - you've nailed all the possibilities this scenario suggested, Ethan, and some fickung great rhyming too, gad dommit!
SOTM--Just heard this a few times during lunch, well done!
Awesome rhyming, laugh-out-loud moments and a great concept. "Can ya shhpare me summ fivers?"
Doh, DKTOS but great rhymes throughout, and even I can appreciate a couplet like:
"You're to blame for the insane beating
Since you should have been at an AA meeting"
"You're to blame for the insane beating
Since you should have been at an AA meeting"
(SOTM) Great job, Ethan...want to take a hit on my 40? :-)
nice.. im workin on one "dont shop at walmart" he he he..
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