Whatcha gonna do with all that snot all that snot inside your nose?
I'm gonna make make make you sick,
Make you sick because of germs,
my germs my germs my germs my snotty grossy germs, my germs my germs my germs, Check it out!

I get everyone sick when I try to look at them,
they treat me very nicely until I have to sneeze on them,
they all run away and they don't see me again,
Oh coughing baby sneezing all that snot comes out like crazy
Please God I'm just askin that I can the germs out,
7 medicines is to small,
I need more I'll buy them all,
so I keep on sneezing and no its not pleasing
I can get pnomonia but I'm really saying is

(Chorus)
My germs (4x) My snotty grossy germs my germs my germs my germs my germs have got you......

(She's so contagious)
Yes I am so contagious I need some medication(2x)

Whatcha gonna do with all that snot all that snot inside that nose?
I'm gonna make make make you sick make you sick because of germs!
Whatcha gonna do with all that cough all that cough inside your throat?
I'm gonna give you laryngidus laryngidus laryngidus

(Repeat Chorus)

I met a girl there in my gym class,
she said hey hey hey hey I'm sick,
We could get together then she said whatever,
then she sneezed in my face,
I have a cold that same cold she had that exact same cold she had
A cold that same cold she had that exact same cold

They think I'm really pretty but when they try to hug me,
They always try to talk to me always try to talk to me,
looking at my snot drip hoping they won't get hit,
if they touch me I will get them sick I'll get them so sick,
No not sick, you don't want to get sick, no not sick, you don't want to get sick,
So just give me a benedryl any kind of working pill,
I'm just trying to be healthy and not have germs,

(Reapeat Chorus)