I'm a Korean
and I like my Chinese food cooked right
Cause their not giving me the good rice
and the dyke giving me my food looks like
a lesbian

I don't like how my beef pork looks like
and the last time I ate your food I
Got the rice chicken beef tofu now I poop
while I'm peeing

and you might not believe I could fight
I'm a white belt but I have 2 stripes
I don't like all you little blue eyed dumb white
Europeans

I would like to just drink my bud light
Maybe bomb couple things in Hawaii
and blow up the countries I don't like
cause I'm a Korean

I'm not that nice (uh uh)
I build a bomb (yeah)
Then pick a country (You!)
and blow it up
I work for NASA (Cool)
we look at stars (wow)
You know Apollo
That movie is..good!

I talk like Ching Chang Chong
When do you drop on me so much Napalm
I've been trained to kill!
with my tai kwan do!
and my whole continent is a dry cleaning store
(Bo bo bo Banzai)

I like to play Magic cards
You heard of china?
I was..In Charge..
of China Town
in Vietnam
I'm still around
(you can come through to play..)

When I play poker I just throw all my chips in
Hello I'm yellow Just like Homer Simpson
I smoke coke its fun
You think I'm joking man?
I've made a lot of money from pokemon

I'm a Korean
I think Micheal Jackson's a good guy
I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys
Cause in my country we can touch young guys on their penis

and my wife is 13 and cooks my
Macaroni N cheese so good I
got her out on the street
for a good good price
10 years ago

I'm not gonna lie (uh Uh)
I like it rough (yeah)
Hilary Clinton
Lets get it..On (woo)
I have missile!
It's very small (so small)
It's in my pants (heehee)
I can't get it up (aww)
I bomb New York (Oops)
Better luck (Next time)
You heard of London? (uh uh)
..not anymore (aww)
I bomb Iran (yeah)
Oops that's JAPAN (Not again!)
I made a goof!
I gotta start again

I roll the world up in a ball
like Katamari
If i bomb your crib..yep sorry
I'm a ninja warrior
I went to Harvard
I bomb pearl harbor
I want the whole world to know that I'm
Powerfull (I am small Penis)

EVERYONE! to the floor
we all gonna die
Put your head between your legs and say
Konnichiwa a a
Death to all Fuck the world
Cause I like tupac
Now the world must stop
cause of my small cock

One day you'll say
why is everyone dead
why didn't we just do what Kim Jong II said
Now we all are slaves
Monkeys run this place
It's Planet of the Apes (oh okay)

I'm a korean
and i'm not gonna beef with suge knight
Because I think that if he heard my
Tupac Parody he'd find
me and tell I'm stealing
(Hurry up take picture of me dangling
from the balcony)
An I'd like my Chinese food cooked right
I don't like japanese or the thai
I would like to see the whole world Die
cause I'm a Korean