Let’s cut out smoking… Right now!!!

Cause those things are toxic, toxic
You’ll get sick, get sick
When huffin’, huffin’
And puffin’, puffin’
You’re hackin’, hackin’
And coughin’, coughin’
You’re dyin’, dyin’
Lungs fryin’, fryin’ and…

Smoke a whole pack and you’ll cough and hack
Lungs are filled with grime and teeth have got plaque
That’s why I grimace when you light a cigarette
You’re in a cold sweat when you finished that set

It’s all an addiction
That nicotine affliction
You could chew on Skoal
Or smoke Camels without restriction

But when you have run out
Dude, You always freak out
You’ll race to the store
To get more to tout

Burn them till you’ve calmed down
Yearning for that buzz now
Smoking Slims, Cloves
And Newports, Wow!

Every smoker!
(Huff!)
Every smoker!
(Puff!)
Let’s get those cigs lit
(Pass!)
Smells putrid
(So gross!)
Stop your smoking
(So gross!)
Stop your smoking
(So gross!)
Stop your smoking

Let’s cut out smoking, Yuck!
Let’s cut out smoking this year!
Let’s cut out smoking, Yuck!
Let’s cut out smoking this year

Let’s cut out smoking, Gross!
Let’s cut out smoking this year
Let’s cut out smoking, Gross!
Let’s cut out smoking this year
Yick!!!

Lungs of coal
To die young’s your goal?
Throw out your packs and smokers don’t waste your dough
Chew gum instead your health’s important
Glass and rat poison they stuffed into it

Stop smoking it’s pointless
If you need a buzz then drink some wine, eat chocolate
Strep throat’s prepped if you soon do not quit
Pinch that butt and aim for the garbage
Box equipped to help speak language
If you are irresponsible that will be your future, Whoa!

Every smoker
(Huff)
Every smoker
(Puff)
Let’s toss out that pack
(Pass)
It’s useless
(So gross!)
Stop that smoking!
(So gross!)
Stop that smoking!
(So gross!)
Stop that smoking!

Let’s cut out smoking, Yick!
Let’s cut out smoking this year
Let’s cut out smoking, Yick!
Let’s cut out smoking this year

Let’s cut out smoking, Gag!
Let’s cut out smoking this year
Let’s cut out smoking, Gag!
Let’s cut out smoking this year

Cause that buzz you’re wanting, wanting
It’s haunting, haunting
And daunting, daunting
(Stop it y’all!)
Smoke’s flaunting, flaunting

Got that Nic-Fit!
(Uh huh)
That damn Nic-Fit!
(Oh dear!)
Can’t stop that Nic-Fit!
(Uh huh)
Screw that Nic-Fit!
(Oh dear!)

Must calm your Nic-Fit!
(Uh huh)
That damn Nic-Fit!
(Oh dear!)
Oh oh oh!

Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, hack, wheeze, cough, cough, gag

Need to chill, It’s ideal
You’ll lose weight cause your appetite it kills
But keep in mind your lungs build slime
So spend all your bills to just wheeze and whine

Go fill the room till smoke gets cloudy
It’s second hand but just as deadly
Keep sucking cancer sticks
Life you’ve lost a few years have just skipped
Don’t smoke them down they’re so infectious
Killed esophagus and larynx

(Cough!)
Every Smoker!
(Hack!)
Every Smoker!
(Wheeze!)
Don’t let those get lit!
(Gasp!)
They’re putrid
(Oh god!)

Cut out smoking
(Oh god!)
Cut out smoking
Cut out smoking

Let’s cut out smoking, Barf!
Let’s cut out smoking right now!
Let’s cut out smoking, Barf!
Let’s cut out smoking right now!

Let’s cut out smoking, Sick!
Let’s cut out smoking right now
Let’s cut out smoking, Sick!
Let’s cut out smoking right now
(Whoa oh oh!)

Nic-Fit!
(Oh no!)
That Nic-Fit
(It’s back!)
(Oh no!)
Damn Nic-Fit
(In fear!)

Gosh darn you Nic-Fit!
(Oh no!)
Damn Nic-Fit!
(In fear!)
Oh oh oh

Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, hack, wheeze, cough, cough, gag

Coughing, coughing
And Hacking, hacking
And Wheezing, wheezing
And Choking, choking