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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad Of Waynetta Nolan"
Original Song Title:
"All The Small Things"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Blink - 182
Parody Song Title:
"The Ballad Of Waynetta Nolan"
Parody Written by:
Wannabee RockSTAR*
The Lyrics
"I gave her everything she asked for — mayonnaise, no mustard, onions — everything I could possibly do for this lady. Mayo, mayo, mayo, and it's still not good enough," - Sherry Jenkins
Drive to the food screen
Speaking to a teen.
I'll have, a burger
With cheese, no mustard
Onions, no thank you
Pepsi that will do.
"Pay up, at window, to the man-a-ger."
Wait a minute ma'am, one more thing please
Can I get that with some mayonnaise
m-ma-m-ma-m-ma-m-ma-may-yo
m-ma-m-ma-m-ma-m-ma-may-yo
What's this, take it back
This burger, will hit glass
I am irate; don't write my, li-cence plate.
What are you dumb, did you hear me?
Maybe you'll hear as I drive into your knees
With my c-ca-c-ca-c-ca-c-ca-car car
c-ca-c-ca-c-ca-c-ca-car car
You cannot charge, I was just a slip
I don't really care, what I did to your hip
Get up off the ground; you'll be just fine
Don't wanna go to jail, and do lots of time.
Don't freakin' call the cops, you ugly stupid twit.
Your manager's ok, don't be such a sh*t.
I can hear the wail, of the sirens now
All I really wanted...
All I really wanted...
Was mayo on my cow.
Speaking to a teen.
I'll have, a burger
With cheese, no mustard
Onions, no thank you
Pepsi that will do.
"Pay up, at window, to the man-a-ger."
Wait a minute ma'am, one more thing please
Can I get that with some mayonnaise
m-ma-m-ma-m-ma-m-ma-may-yo
m-ma-m-ma-m-ma-m-ma-may-yo
What's this, take it back
This burger, will hit glass
I am irate; don't write my, li-cence plate.
What are you dumb, did you hear me?
Maybe you'll hear as I drive into your knees
With my c-ca-c-ca-c-ca-c-ca-car car
c-ca-c-ca-c-ca-c-ca-car car
You cannot charge, I was just a slip
I don't really care, what I did to your hip
Get up off the ground; you'll be just fine
Don't wanna go to jail, and do lots of time.
Don't freakin' call the cops, you ugly stupid twit.
Your manager's ok, don't be such a sh*t.
I can hear the wail, of the sirens now
All I really wanted...
All I really wanted...
Was mayo on my cow.
Copyright© 2003 WR* Don't Steal. I'll find you. It won't be pretty.
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This so called "parody" is about my mother, and I'd like for it to be taken down as soon as possible. please contact me out its removal through email nolandestiny5@gmail.com
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