Song Parodies -> "Cockhold Syndrome"

Original Song Title:

"Stockholm Syndrome"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Cockhold Syndrome"

Parody Written by:

Coryo

The Lyrics

haha. This song is like a mix of "Voyeur", "Man Overboard", and of course "Stockholm Syndrome"

I am a flirt
I am perverted
I like your ass
It's round and well curved
I play the quitar
And I think you like it
Check out my fingers
There meant to be inside you
I think we should go
Behind that dumpster
After we're done
I'll take you somewhere to eat
I am so hard
I know you want me
Dosen't seem wrong
Least you could do is beat it (And I don't mean leave)

I'm so drunk
You seem so near
My judgement might just be impaired
I know you want me
It's too late
To stop me
Your Too late
I'm s***faced

I'm filled with disappointment
And I'm drowning in the whiskey
The last drink I need
Fills the void thats left between us
This sick alcoholism
Has left me feeling nauseous (idk how to spell that)
And I dread the momenent
When I finally get hungover

I am a flirt
I am perverted
I like your ass
It's round and well curved
I play the quitar
And I think you like it
Check out my fingers
There meant to be inside you
I think we should go
Behind that dumpster
After we're done
I'll take you somewhere to eat
I am so hard
I know you want me
Dosen't seem wrong
Least you could do is beat it

Heh heh. I don't know what inspired this but I guess I was just like "Hey I'm gonna write a song about a perverted alcoholic. Well actually i guess that would be my Mom's Boyfriend.

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