-> "Stoner's Song"
Original Song Title:
"Adam's Song"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Stoner's Song"
The Lyrics
I never thought,
I'd get this stoned.
I smoked some weed,
Crack, pot, and coke.
I'm burning all my brain cells out.
And all the scientists can't figure out,
Why I'm here,
In my bed.
I take another snort, I'll sure be dead.
I'm to depressed, to smoke on.
Two more Marlboros, I'll be gone.
I usually take pills regularly.
16's the limit just for me.
Days when I could feel my sides.
I overdosed on bong smoke.
The bong is wide, to long to try.
If I take puff, I'd surely survive.
I couldn't wait, till' I got stoned.
To smoke a joint in my room alone.
In a hospital, half passed out.
I'll probably be dead without a doubt.
Give my two pounds, to my best friends.
You'll never smoke joint in my room again.
You'll take my bong, pack it up.
Remember the heroine in the trunk.
Mom let me, smoke Methol.
But tell her it's not her fault.
I usually take pills regularly.
16's the limit just for me.
Days when I could feel my sides.
I overdosed on bong smoke.
The bong is wide, to long to try.
If I take puff, I'd surely survive.
I couldn't wait, till' I got stoned.
To smoke a joint in my room alone.
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