-> "The News Show"
Original Song Title:
"The Rock Show"
Parody Song Title:
"The News Show"
Parody Written by:
Eric Pursley
The Lyrics
You were the only story that the news had.
now your nothing, all because of Bin Laden.
you were on because Chandra Leevy dissapeared
and you were the last person to have seen her there.
She had left D.C. cause she was goin home.
We never saw her, and where she is still is unknown.
We really wish that she was still here.
that you killed her was everyone's fear
Then he blew you off of the script of the news show
They don't say, if it's solved because, well no one knows.
She might have just decided to go walk home
Bin Laden took all your coverage away
not that there was anything you wanted to say
but now you're off of the script of the news show
Now the war takes away all of the news time
It cut you off, and we don't know if it was crime
Now the public has to use imagination
just because we never got a fucking explanation
Then he blew you off of the script of the news show
They don't say, if it's solved because, well no one knows.
She might have just decided to go walk home
Bin Laden took all your coverage away
not that there was anything you wanted to say
but now you're off of the script of the news show
He took away all the news coverage
it may have been a crime
but you had left us waiting
and if you're ever on the news again
we'd still ask what happened
and would you leave us waiting?
he blew you off of the script of the news show
They don't say, if it's solved because, well no one knows.
She might have just decided to go walk home
Bin Laden took all your coverage away
not that there was anything you wanted to say
but now you're off of the script of the news show
of the script of the news show
of the script of the news show
of the script of the news show
we want to know where she is
of the script of the news show
we want to know where she is
of the script of the news show
we want to know where she is
of the script of the news show
we want to know where she is
of the script of the news show
we want to know where she is
of the script of the news show
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