-> "The Constipated Song"
Original Song Title:
"Adam's Song"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Constipated Song"
Parody Written by:
Erin B.
The Lyrics
I never thought I'd cry alone
I laughed the loudest, whod've known?
I traced the tile back to the wall
No wonder it was never stylish after all
I took my time, I groaned alot
The choice was mine I didn't push enough
I'm much too tired to go on
I never conquered when it came
I never had a worser day
Days when I still crapped
It couldn't wait to get outside
My crap's now wide, hurts much to try
It's all too painful, I won't survive
I couldn't wait to get out
To pass the time in my room alone
I never thought I'd cry alone
Another six hours I will be here
Give all my wipes to all my pals
You'll never set foot in the bathroom again
You''ll close it off, board it up
Remember the time I spilled the cup
Of pee pee in the sink
Please tell lunch this isn't its fault
I never counquered when the smell came
Tommorrow will hold such fresher days
Days when I'll feel as if
I wasnt smelling a dead weasel
My crap is wide, the smell'll go by
The poo is over, I've survived
I can't wait till I get out
To smell my fresh flowers alone.........
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