-> "The Snowboarding Song"
Original Song Title:
"All The Small Things"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Snowboarding Song"
The Lyrics
I broke my leg
my ribs
my nose
I should be dead but
I'm not, too bad
Go down the slopes
Survive? I hope
Caved skull, Lost teeth, Both arms are broke
Say it isn't so
I hate the snow
Who knocked my lights out?
Carry me home
Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na,
OUCH!!!
Bruised Brain, It hurts
Left leg, It's gone!!
Remind me to not
Snowboard cause I stink
Say it isn't so
I hate the snow
Who knocked my lights out?
Carry me home
Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na
...........................................................
Say it isn't so
I hate the snow
Who knocked my lights out?
Nobody knows
Let me lie here
With a broken neck
Wait never mind
Get me to some help!
Say it isn't so
I hate the snow
frost bite on my toes
Blood on my clothes
I hate the snow
But you already know
That I can't snowboard
Aw Crap! Aw *%#*!
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