-> "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
Original Song Title:
"The Rock Show"
Parody Song Title:
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
The Lyrics
Halloween, I saw the film with my best friends
I felt stupid, but they said I should go with them
They said I hadn't lived 'til I'd done the Time Warp
They tried to warn me but I still wasn't quite prepared
A costume of Riffraff was what I was wearing
Got kinda nervous, cause the freaky people scared me
Brads and Janets in their underwear
They were all covered in make-up, I swear
I saw it all at the Rocky Horror Picture Show
I got up and danced with people that I didn't know
It's so cool, 'cause everyone's a weirdo
Everyone screamed out and sang real loud
People tossed rice into the cross-dressed crowd
I saw it all at the Rocky Horror Picture Show
The whole theater was packed to its limits
By a billion different guys wearing fishnets
They had to paddle me because I was a virgin
Let me tell ya, this show was a revelation
I fell in love with the Rocky Horror Picture Show
Brad's an asshole and Janet is a bimbo
It's so cool, it's a giant walking freak show
Yell at the screen and scream and shout
And they'll be firing squirt guns, so watch out
I fell in love with the Rocky Horror Picture Show
The whole crowd cheered when Frankie took the screen
It was almost obscene
It was fun and degrading
And if you've never done the Time Warp dance
Put on some leather pants
I know you're antici
pating
So get yourself to the Rocky Horror Picture Show
If you've never seen it then you've gotta go
It's so fun, and remember that I told you so
So strip to your undies and run around
Put on makeup til your face weighs eight pounds
And have some fun at the Rocky Horror Picture Show
At the Rocky Horror Picture Show
At the Rocky Horror Picture Show
(Don't dream it, be-eeee it)
At the Rocky Horror Picture Show
(Don't dream it, be-eeee it)
At the Rocky Horror Picture Show
(Don't dream it, be-eeee it)
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