Music is my source of compensation,
Forget that I don't meet expectations,
Everything I wished came true,
I just have to say "**** you",
Even though as you don't know I don't know how to count 2, 3, 5,

Why do I keep putting it out,
And keep acting like a clown,
I'm faking everything,
And I know that my lyrics aren't that great,
Bla bla bla bla masturbate,
They've got it out for me,

Why are we still making CDs,
Writing songs about VD,
I'm faking everything,
And I am, touring with Gob in Amsterdam,
And making out with all my fans,
I'm faking everything,

People will buy me,
Even if I die see,
Teeth so bright they blind me,
It will never end,
This is so cool,
Sing about family jewels,
Being famous sure rules,
This will never end,

If we can shine another day,
We can still joke about gays,
And swear at everything,
And you'll laugh even though I'm such an ***,
I failed high school music class,
Let's swear at everything,

People will buy me,
Even if I die see,
Teeth so bright they blind me,
It will never end,
This is so cool,
Sing about family jewels,
Being famous sure rules,
This will never end,

People will buy me,
Even if I die see,
Teeth so bright they blind me,
It will never end,
This is so cool,
Sing about family jewels,
Being famous sure rules,
This will never end,

And we sang "****, ****, ****," etc.

"I just ate poo on a dare"

People will buy me,
Even if I die see,
Teeth so bright they blind me,
It will never end,
This is so cool,
Sing about family jewels,
Being famous sure rules,
This will never end,

And we sang ****, ****, ****, ****, ****.