Guilty (great big fart)

we went to burger king only yesterday,
we all decided it was my turn to pay,
ordered a meal that was soooo yum,
and then I got that feeling in my bum,
and now they've turned a shade of green

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If it's wrong to tell the truth
Then what am I supposed to do
When an awful smell as left from my behind (my behind)
If it's wrong to do what's right
I'm prepared to testify
If doing a great big smelly fart's a crime
Then I'm guilty


that must have been the loudest one I've ever had
I didn't really expect it to smell that bad,
I really felt like I could have died
For all you know it could have been that other guy (that other guy)
and I've never ever told a lie

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[BRIDGE }

Girl I followed my fart
Followed with poo
Right from the start it was getting quite rude,
Please don't leave me this way
I'm guilty now all I have to say

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[OUTRO]
What am I supposed to do
Then I'm guilty
an awful smell was leaving my behind
Gulity
Then I'm guilty
I'm prepared to testify
If it's wrong to do what's right then tell me why it built up inside
If doing a great big smelly farts a crime
I'm Guilty