-> "Why Are You Wet?"
Original Song Title:
"Why Aren't You Dead?"
Parody Song Title:
"Why Are You Wet?"
The Lyrics
I found a towel on the back of the door
And goggles in our room on the floor
Never thought that you would take such a dive
I said "Dear god, oh no, oh why?"
I saw your car parked outside down by the lake
Saw some splashing and a towel in the shade
I can't believe my own lying eyes, oh my
It better be some other girl or even better just some guy
You told me you'd never swim out very far,
So tell me why your seat was wet when I got in the car?
You said you wouldn't swim without me
So why are you wet?
Instead of six feet deep you're going way over your head
There's no-good things when you go off the deep end
You said you wouldn't swim without me
So why are you wet?
And when I saw you had forgotten your vest
And all the suntan lotion was in the trash
Girl, I thought you were a goner for sure
But you're lucky that I found you and it isn't past 4!
Fishes to fishes
Bugs to bugs
If you can't find a lifeguard baby who can you trust?!?
You said you wouldn't swim without me
So why are you wet?
Instead of six feet deep you're going way over your head
There's no-good things when you go off the deep end
You said you wouldn't swim without me
So why are you wet?
Fishes to fishes
Bugs to bugs
If you can't find a lifeguard baby who can you trust?!?
Wouldn't swim without me
So why are you wet?
Instead of six feet deep you're going way over your head
There's no-good things when you go off the deep end
You said you wouldn't swim without me baby so why are you wet?
You said you wouldn't swim without me
What a surprise
Instead of eyeing the water you're getting watery eyes
I spent my whole life trying to to not find you dead
You said you wouldn't swim without me
So why are you wet?
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 4.3 | |
How Funny: | 4.3 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.3 | |
|
Total Votes: | 3 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 1 | |
| 1 | |
| 1 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 2 | |
| 2 | |
| 2 | |
|