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Song Parodies -> "The Smoke Break Song"
Original Song Title:
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bonnie Tyler
Parody Song Title:
"The Smoke Break Song"
Parody Written by:
Tanner
The Lyrics
Light a smoke/
Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I really need some space/
Light a smoke/
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the voice in my head/
Light a smoke/
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the last of all my smokes has been used/
Light a smoke/
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I feel the pack in my coat/
Do you have, a light?/
Every now and then I need a puff/
Do you have, a light?/
Every now and then I need a puff/ and I need one now tonight/ and I need one more than ever/ and if you borrow me a light, I’ll be in your debt forever/ my decayed teeth will be quite a sight, and I’ll get cancer in my lungs/ together we’ll be smoking to the end of the night, the smoke is like a haze around me all of the time/ I know what to do when I’m strolling in the park, I’m whipping out my Zippo lighter and giving off sparks/I really need one tonight, and if you don’t you should start tonight, if you don’t you should start tonight/
Once upon a time I could run half a block, but now it’s way too hard on my heart/ now this smoke break’s done, wish I could go back to the start/
Once upon a time there was a point to my life, but now the smoking has left its mark/
There’s nothing I can say, wish I could go back to the start/
Wish I could go back to the start/
Wish I could go back to the start/
Wish I could go back to the start/
Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I really need some space/
Light a smoke/
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the voice in my head/
Light a smoke/
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the last of all my smokes has been used/
Light a smoke/
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I feel the pack in my coat/
Do you have, a light?/
Every now and then I need a puff/
Do you have, a light?/
Every now and then I need a puff/ and I need one now tonight/ and I need one more than ever/ and if you borrow me a light, I’ll be in your debt forever/ my decayed teeth will be quite a sight, and I’ll get cancer in my lungs/ together we’ll be smoking to the end of the night, the smoke is like a haze around me all of the time/ I know what to do when I’m strolling in the park, I’m whipping out my Zippo lighter and giving off sparks/I really need one tonight, and if you don’t you should start tonight, if you don’t you should start tonight/
Once upon a time I could run half a block, but now it’s way too hard on my heart/ now this smoke break’s done, wish I could go back to the start/
Once upon a time there was a point to my life, but now the smoking has left its mark/
There’s nothing I can say, wish I could go back to the start/
Wish I could go back to the start/
Wish I could go back to the start/
Wish I could go back to the start/
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The one verse and one chorus you did (out of 3 choruses and 2 verses), were kind of funny. More effort next time.
Sir, this is sad, but soooo true! I call it JJ's theme song, that has totally eclipsed "my" heart !
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