-> "I'll Torch it Anyway"
Original Song Title:
"The Great Escape"
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Torch it Anyway"
The Lyrics
Plastic bags and shopping carts
All belonging to the local Wal-Mart
Goodbye!
The store ought to die
I'll get drunk and come around
Throw it in the books and now I'll
Watch it burn tonight...
Throw it away
Forget what I say
I'll torch it anyway
They won't hear a word I say
They don't know me anyway
Watch it burn
Let them die
Cause we are f*****g free tonight!
Tonight they could change their minds
But they aren't on our side
They'll die!
We just began to fight
For the customers that got screwed
We had to buy our own damn food
They'll have to burn alive...
Throw it away
Forget what I say
I'll torch it anyway
They won't hear a thing I say
They won't care anyway
Let it burn
Watch them die
Cause we are f*****g free tonight!
The hours that we put behind us
All the times we dealt with cuss
Never work there again
Not for Wal-Mart now or then...
Throw it away
Forget what I say
I'll torch it anyway
They won't hear a thing I say
They don't know me anyway...
Throw it away
Forget what I say
I'll torch it anyway
They won't hear a thing I say
They don't know me anyway
Throw it away
Forget what I say
I'll torch it anyway
They won't hear a thing I say
They don't know me anyway
Watch it burn
Let them die
Cause we are f*****g free tonight!
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