This stuff has no u-use
The design work was cru-ude
Got no purpose for me-e, hu-uge waste of my-y shoppin' da-ay
Can't leave i-it outside
No-one i-in their right mi-ind
Lookin' for crap would take mi-ine
Cause i-it ain't grea-ea-eat
There's a place I know about
Where the space is clea-eared ou-out
And regulations are very-y li-ight
Cause it loo-ooks like a nice da-ay
Man, I can hardly wai-ai-ait
To get this rubbish chu-ucked on a fi-ire

This garbage of mi-i-i-ine
The standard rubbi-ish bins, wo-on't fit insi-i-i-ide
And I don't feel like wa-astin' my ti-i-i-ime
Recyclin' place is a lo-ong dri-i-i-ive
And I know that when I get the-e-ere
They'll say "you can't put this he-e-ere"
So this used crap is gettin' chu-ucked on a fi-ire

This microwave? No li-ight
This fridge? It won't freeze ri-ight
RC plane wo-on't fly-y-y cause I spilled bee-eer
It seems my luck is always do-own
Half my electronic stuff's ou-out
But I-I kno-ow how to turn frowns
'Bout this into chee-ee-ee-eers
It's easy, all I nee-eed to do-o
Is jam all this stuff i-in my boo-oo-oot
And drive to-o my one spot fo-or py-yres
Make a pi-ile of paper stu-uff
Light it li-ike a blu-u-unt
And all that broke stuff? Chu-ucked on the fi-ire

And you may ask "Why-y-y-y?
Metal doesn't bu-urn that wa-ay, you know, ri-i-i-ight?
At least not in a wa-ay you would li-i-i-ike"
But that's not the damn point, a-all ri-i-i-ight
Because I'm more than well-awa-a-are
It's therapeutic, so the-e-ere
That's why my broken crap gets chu-ucked on a fi-ire

If your te-elly set goes bu-ust
And you're pi-issed off, bu-u-ud
Go 'head and have it chu-ucked on the fi-ire