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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Shopping"
Original Song Title:
"Winter Party"
Original Performer:
Breakerz
Parody Song Title:
"Christmas Shopping"
Parody Written by:
DJ Blaze
The Lyrics
I know this is WAY early, but hey, Christmas in July! An ode to crammed stores and trampled customers! BTW, I chose a Christmasy song for the OS, but I doubt any of you know it.
(Spoken during instrumental intro
Doctor: So, how did you get into such bad condition?
Some kid's dad: I got trampled trying to get my kid a Tickle Me Elmo.)
Every year, never fails, gotta get my kids some stuff
Now I'm feeling pain from buying toys for Christmas
Stores are packed, prices high, lists are complex, wanna cry
And the shelves are bare at every single store I try
I know it's a holiday that comes but once a year
It's really great that everyone is festive
But when I get kicked all because I am trying to please
Silent night, holy night
This song makes me chill in fright
Cause I'm running out of time
And the list ain't halfway checked!
Wal-Mart stores, Christmas rush
And my wallet's gonna burn, oh no
It's the only pain of Christmastime
So help me to get this shopping done!
Now I'm in Toys R' Us, what the heck is "Eon Kid"?
And this "Bakugan" stuff puzzles me to no end
I wish Santa was real so I could just skip this part
But I'm checking out and hiding my gifts wherever
Though I know it's the time of year when all of us are one
I really like it all except this one part!
Cause my back is broke all because of that stupid Elmo!!!*
Silent night, holy night
I will be home late tonight
Cause the store is packed with dudes
At the last minute shopping!
Wal-Mart stores, Christmas rush
And my wallet's gonna burn, oh no
It's the only pain of Christmastime
Not that bad when all is said and done!
Merry Christmas as I'm shopping
For who knows what right before it's late
Merry Christmas when the shopping's done, great!
La la la, la la la
La la la la la la la
In this parody I can't
Find a new word to replace
I hope this all pays off
When I see my children's eyes
At this moment I feel proud
It's a blessing in disguise!
Silent night, holy night
This song makes me chill in fright
Cause I'm running out of time
And the list ain't halfway checked!
Wal-Mart stores, Christmas rush
And my wallet's gonna burn, oh no
It's the only pain of Christmastime
So help me to get this shopping done
This song was about Christmas shopping
In 6 months it's merry merry Christmas!
Doctor: So, how did you get into such bad condition?
Some kid's dad: I got trampled trying to get my kid a Tickle Me Elmo.)
Every year, never fails, gotta get my kids some stuff
Now I'm feeling pain from buying toys for Christmas
Stores are packed, prices high, lists are complex, wanna cry
And the shelves are bare at every single store I try
I know it's a holiday that comes but once a year
It's really great that everyone is festive
But when I get kicked all because I am trying to please
Silent night, holy night
This song makes me chill in fright
Cause I'm running out of time
And the list ain't halfway checked!
Wal-Mart stores, Christmas rush
And my wallet's gonna burn, oh no
It's the only pain of Christmastime
So help me to get this shopping done!
Now I'm in Toys R' Us, what the heck is "Eon Kid"?
And this "Bakugan" stuff puzzles me to no end
I wish Santa was real so I could just skip this part
But I'm checking out and hiding my gifts wherever
Though I know it's the time of year when all of us are one
I really like it all except this one part!
Cause my back is broke all because of that stupid Elmo!!!*
Silent night, holy night
I will be home late tonight
Cause the store is packed with dudes
At the last minute shopping!
Wal-Mart stores, Christmas rush
And my wallet's gonna burn, oh no
It's the only pain of Christmastime
Not that bad when all is said and done!
Merry Christmas as I'm shopping
For who knows what right before it's late
Merry Christmas when the shopping's done, great!
La la la, la la la
La la la la la la la
In this parody I can't
Find a new word to replace
I hope this all pays off
When I see my children's eyes
At this moment I feel proud
It's a blessing in disguise!
Silent night, holy night
This song makes me chill in fright
Cause I'm running out of time
And the list ain't halfway checked!
Wal-Mart stores, Christmas rush
And my wallet's gonna burn, oh no
It's the only pain of Christmastime
So help me to get this shopping done
This song was about Christmas shopping
In 6 months it's merry merry Christmas!
*It is rumored that a man got trampled at a store trying to get his kids a Tickle Me Elmo doll for Christmas. Just another poll about the OS: any Breakerz fans out there? Or just J-Pop fans in general?
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DKTOS, but as a card-carrying member of the 12/24 club I can certainly relate! If kids knew all the effort their parents go to, maybe they'd actually play with the toys instead of the boxes. ;)
Nice and funny parody painting of that hectic holiday time
That was wonderful, DJ!!!
Thanks to Fiddlegirl, AFW, and Mark Scotti!
Sir, local retailers have Halloween decorations appearing already in NorCAL ! . . . Autumn is Awesome!
Thanks, LadyBatCakes! Autumn is indeed awesome.
I listened to the OS the first time and I LOVED it!! I only wished I heard that song in Live365.com, where I would go occasionally. I could imagine a video made for your parody where people are running around the stores, dancing while shopping for toys, clothes, CD's, game consoles, etc. Hey, maybe I'll start my Christmas shopping a little early this year! Each year me and my friend would make up a Christmas list on what we want, or hope to get for the holidays! Christmas is one of my fave holidays! I can also imagine your parody played/added for the soundtrack of one of the upcoming Christmas movies as well! Hope Santa gives you what you want this year! Here's $555 you can use for Christmas shopping!
Thanks, Christie! Sounds like Christmas is a lot of fun for you. If you liked that song, check out "Sekai Ha Odoru" for a more ballad-esque song.
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