-> "Calzone"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"In the Zone"
 
				Original Performer: 
Britney and Madonna
			
				Parody Song Title: 
"Calzone"
				Parody Written by: 
SaraJellyBean
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			B: Britney
M: Madonna 
All my people in the Town
Grab a slice and eat it down
B: It's me against the food
M: Uh uh
B: It's just me
M: And me
B: Yeah
M: C'mon 
B: huh
M: Hey Britney?
B: Are you ready? 
M: Uh uh, are you? 
B: uh 
B&M: And no one cares
B: It's cloggin' my pores, it's fattin my waist
B&M: can't climb the stares
B: The sweat is drippin' all over my face
B&M: And no one's there
B: I'm the only one eatin' up in this place
B&M: Tonight I'm here
B: Feel the grease of the cheese, gotta get to that place
B: I'm up against the counter, tryin' to give him an order
B: It's like a competition, me against the crowd
B: I wanna eat the calzone, I wanna eat the calzone
B: If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your money
B: Tryin' to eat it, chic-a-taa
B: In a minute I'm a take a you on, I'm a take a you on
Hey, hey, hey 
CHORUS 
B&M: All the people on the floor
B: Let me see you eat
M: Let me see ya
B&M: All the people eattin' more
B: Let me see you eat
M: I wanna see ya
B&M: All my people eat pizza
B: Let me see you eat
M: Let me see ya
B&M: All my people in the crowd
B: Let me see you eat
M: I wanna see ya
B&M: So how would you like a friendly competition
B&M: Let's take on the food (B: let's take on the food, let's take on the food)
B&M: It's you and me pizza, we're the music
B&M: Time to party all night long (B: all night long, all night long) 
Oh uh dear, let's go 
B&M: We're almost there
B: I'm feelin' real bad and I can't explain
B&M: My stomach's bad
B: intestines movin' at a rapid pace
B&M: Baby feel it Churn
B: From the tip of my toes, runnin' through my veins
B&M: And now's your turn
B: Let me see what you got, don't hesitate
B: I'm up against the counter, tryin' to give him an order
B: It's like a competition, me against the crowd
B: I wanna eat the calzone, I wanna eat the calzone
B: If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your money
B: Tryin' to eat it, chic-a-taa
B: In a minute I'm a take a you on, I'm a take a you on
Hey, hey, hey 
B&M: All the people on the floor
B: Let me see you eat
M: Let me see ya
B&M: All the people eattin' more
B: Let me see you eat
M: I wanna see ya
B&M: All my people eat pizza
B: Let me see you eat
M: Let me see ya
B&M: All my people in the crowd
B: Let me see you eat
M: I wanna see ya
B&M: Get on the floor, baby lose control (yeah)
B&M: Just work your pizza and let it go (let it go)
B&M: If you wanna party, just grab a breadstick
M: Hey Britney
B&M: We can eat all night long
M: Hey Britney, you say you wanna lose control
M: Come over here I got somethin to show ya
M: Chubby lady, I'd rather see you eat it whole
M: If you think it's so hot, better show me what you got
M: All my people in the crowd, let me see you eat
M: C'mon Britney lose control, watch you take it, take it down 
B&M: Get on the floor, baby lose control
B&M: Just eat your pizza and let it go
B&M: If you wanna party, just grab a breadstick
M: Hey Britney
B&M: We can eat all night long 
B&M: All the people on the floor
B: Let me see you eat
M: Let me see ya
B&M: All the people eattin' more
B: Let me see you eat
M: I wanna see ya
B&M: All my people eat pizza
B: Let me see you eat
M: Let me see ya
B&M: All my people in the crowd
B: Let me see you eat
M: I wanna see ya
M: All my people in the crowd, let me see you eat 
M: C'mon Britney eat it down, make the food deplete 
M: All my people eat pizza, party all night long
M: C'mon Britney lose control, watch you take it, eat it down 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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