Song Parodies -> "Oops, Acquitted Again!"

Original Song Title:

"Oops, I Did It Again!"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Oops, Acquitted Again!"

Parody Written by:

Charlene Lipkus

The Lyrics

...No, no! I did NOT take an O.J. Simpson spin on this one. Just picturing Britney Spears as an attorney... Now that's freaky enough.

Got an acquittal again
My client got off
And I won the case
Oh baby, you must think I'm a slut
Or that I must be
Sleeping with the judge
That Daddy paid for my law school
And I can't even spell J.D.
Ooh, oooh...

Chorus:
Oops, acquitted again
My client got off
And I won the case
Oh, baby
They all think I'm a ditz
That I'm no brains, just t*ts
But my client's innocent

You see my problem is this
I am just too blonde
And they just don't take me seriously
When I argue my case
Well they never look me in the face (Note: shake fake boobs while singing this line)
'Cause no Public Defendant
Is quite as busty as me

Ooh... ooh... baby

Chorus:

Refrain:
Oops, acquitted again
He got off
And I won case now baby
Oops you.. Oops you... think that I am just a ditz
That I'm "no brains, just t*ts."
...My client's innocent

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