-> "Food Poison"
Original Song Title:
"Toxic"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Food Poison"
The Lyrics
[chorus one]
Yeah it's 9-1-1,i'm callin'
A chef like you should have a warnin'
You're dangerous
I'm suein'
A moldy taste from my plate
My poison risk, now i'm feelin' sick
It's spoilage
I'm eatin' it
[hook]
And now
Got painful cramps
Holdin' my hair
Spewin' chunk by chunk
Do you feel sick now?
(starting siren)
[chorus]
Oh, the taste of of your dish
Not barely fried
My nauseous tongue spewin' fungi
With the taste of your beef unsanitized
I was lovin' your food 'til I start to feel illness.
Was enjoying your food 'til it gave me food poison.
[verse two]
Didn't check the date, or fridgerate
It's E. coli, pork bacteria
Slowly,
Infection's over me
[hook]
Too yeasty
To try and get down
Got diarrhea,
Smell it all around
Can you smell it now?
(starting siren)
Oh, the taste of your eggs,
Contaminized
Your toxic chef slippin' in spleen
With the taste of a type of pesticide
I was lovin' your food 'til I start to feel illness.
Was enjoying your food 'til it gave me food poison.
Yeah, it gave me food poison.
[ambulance siren; distortion]
Taste of your fish not barely fried!
My nauseous tongue spewin' fungi
With the taste of your beef unsanitized
Was addicted to food, but right now I feel nauseous
With the taste of your eggs,
Contaminized
Your toxic chef slippin' in spleen
With the taste of a type of germicide
Was enjoying your food 'til it gave me food poison.
Contaminated me
With your cooking lacks
I think i'm suin' now (I think i'm suin')
Contaminated now
By your cooking now
I think i'm suin' now
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