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Song Parodies -> "Non-Toxic"
Original Song Title:
"Toxic"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Britney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Non-Toxic"
Parody Written by:
Ivo Becica & Dennis Shelton
The Lyrics
Come on, you know you've tried it...
Teacher can't you see,
I'm dippin'
A kind of glue
That has no warning
Not dangerous,
I'm sniffin'
For arts and crafts,
I can't wait
I need a bit
Can you pass me it
It's so delish'
I'm stealing it
Glue stuck,
Won't come out
Turn the cap
Spin it 'round and 'round
Is it dried up now?
With a twist of the tips
You've gotta try,
Non-toxic
I'm sniffin' Elmer's
A paste with a taste that's really nice
I'm addicted to glue,
'Cause I know it's non-toxic
Yea I love sniffin' glue,
And I know it's non-toxic
It's tasting great
Won't give it up
I took a nip,
Turned the bottle up
Slowly,
It's sticking onto me
Glue dry,
Makes me pout,
It's in my hair
And it won't come out
Have they caught me now
[Chorus x2]
Gotta get it out,
But I don't know how,
I think I'm sticky now,
I think I'm sticky now
Gotta get it out,
But I don't know how,
I'm sticky now
I'm dippin'
A kind of glue
That has no warning
Not dangerous,
I'm sniffin'
For arts and crafts,
I can't wait
I need a bit
Can you pass me it
It's so delish'
I'm stealing it
Glue stuck,
Won't come out
Turn the cap
Spin it 'round and 'round
Is it dried up now?
With a twist of the tips
You've gotta try,
Non-toxic
I'm sniffin' Elmer's
A paste with a taste that's really nice
I'm addicted to glue,
'Cause I know it's non-toxic
Yea I love sniffin' glue,
And I know it's non-toxic
It's tasting great
Won't give it up
I took a nip,
Turned the bottle up
Slowly,
It's sticking onto me
Glue dry,
Makes me pout,
It's in my hair
And it won't come out
Have they caught me now
[Chorus x2]
Gotta get it out,
But I don't know how,
I think I'm sticky now,
I think I'm sticky now
Gotta get it out,
But I don't know how,
I'm sticky now
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that was a real good song thats awesome!
it's a shame it took two people to write that crap
We didn't both write it, he had the idea and I wrote it. So blame me I guess, but regardless, the concept fits the song very well. And whoever gave this a one for pacing... it's syllable for syllable correct, people!
Sorry, I left moore a while ago.
thats really funny....... you could make millions with that!
haha we still love this song lol =)
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