Song Parodies -> "Cheap Trick"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Cheap Trick"

Parody Written by:

Jane Doe

The Lyrics

Baby, can't you see
I'm stalling
Who the hell are you
This morning
You're in my bed
I'm bawling

I'll say it's rape
I have before
I won't admit
Now, pack up your shit
You've stained my dress
The fabric's stiff

I sigh
Hit the ground
Said I'm a virgin
Spreading lies around
'Bout my wedding vows

Saying that I would wait
'Till I'm a bride
I feel sick
I made a blunder
With six shots of gin, I caved to vice
It was just a quick screw
Don't you know I'm a cheap trick
And you're notch fifty-two
Don't you know I'm a cheap trick

You're not my mate
So give it up
Just 'cause I strip
Don't mean it's love
Slutty
I'm all for free

I sigh
Hit the ground
Said I'm a virgin
Spreading lies around
'Bout my wedding vows

Saying that I would wait
'Till I'm a bride
I feel sick
I made a blunder
With six shots of gin, I caved to vice...

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Secret admirer - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Hello C. Lady my old friend, I know your alias again......

Michael Pacholek - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

I thought this was gonna be about the band. Instead... Kobe? Or not Kobe?

Jeff Reuben - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm working on a song for this so I had to check it out. I wouldn't buy a THIRD Britney album for any other reason, would I???

Birgitta - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment

This is pretty funny! I can't stand BS ..heheh.. well,I take that back,I don't know her.But I don't like her actions and brainwashing young girls.So,I like the BS parodies.They speak volumes...

Michael Pacholek - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Apparently, Jeff buys Britney albums for the same reason I buy the New York Post: Material! Hey, Britney, you made another album that sucks! "Oops! I did it again!"

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