Song Parodies -> "They Make Me Drink Pepsi"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

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Original Performer:

"They Make Me Drink Pepsi"

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The Lyrics

OK, Britney does ads for Pepsi, but she's been observed several times drinking coke. Time for her to tell us the truth...

Crazy I must be
It's a true sin
A drink like that should wear a warning
It's real awful
I'm frowning

There's no escape
I can't break
I don't need this, Pepsi gives me hicks
Not sugar-free
I'm freakin

Too sweet for my taste
All this ad filming is such a waste
Of my precious time

With all the coffein and carbon dioxid
That Pepsi drink makes me vomit
Cos to me Coke is more original
Cos I really want Coke, but they make me drink Pepsi

Yes I really love Coke, but they make me drink Pepsi

I think it's time to give this up
I took a sip from that Pepsi cup
The sickness
Is taking over me

To sweet
Really sad
How they make teens go and by this crap
Of some sugar shit

With all the coffein and carbon dioxid
That Pepsi drink makes me vomit
Cos to me Coke is more original
Cos I really want Coke, but they make me drink Pepsi

Yes I really love Coke, but they make me drink Pepsi

(Robotic voice)
With all the coffein and carbon dioxid

That Pepsi drink makes me vomit
Cos to me Coke is more original
Cos I really want Coke, but they make me drink Pepsi

With all the coffein and carbon dioxid
That Pepsi drink makes me vomit
Cos to me Coke is more original
Cos I really want Coke, but they make me drink Pepsi

I'm drinking Pepsi now, my stomach's turning now
I'm gonna throw up now (I'm gonna throw up)
I'm drinking Pepsi now, my stomach's turning now
I'm gonna throw up now

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Michael Pacholek - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Are you sure she's DRINKING Coke? She DID say she was "toxic"! "I tried sniffing a little coke once, but I couldn't get the bottle up my nose." -- Tug McGraw, 1944-2004.

Madnessinacan - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Cool! I've tried paroding it before but I could never think of a subject...BTW, you spelt "dioxide" wrong.

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