-> "Won't Bathe For Y'all"
Original Song Title:
"I'm A Slave For You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Won't Bathe For Y'all"
Parody Written by:
Cletus the slack-jawed Yokel (aJJ)
The Lyrics
I know I may be hung
But, I've got problems too
And I'm gonna wash
When I feel like washin
So step back
And just smell it
All you people
Look at Me
Like I'm a dirty man
Did you ever think
It would be okay
Just to eat out of a can
I don't wash behind my ears
And no
That isn't all
I've got a stench, comin' from my pit
They won't let me in the mall
Smell it, Smell it
Smell it Smell it (Mmmm)
Smell it Smell it
Smell it Smell it (Oooaaah)
Smell it, Smell it
Smell it Smell it (Mmmm)
(Cough, cough, cough, cough)
I know I may come off scary
Make your children cry
Here's the deal man!
I'm a very, hairy sexy guy
What's cleanly, and what's well excepted
I don't know, who cares?
All I know's that I'm excited
When I watch them Bears!
And I won't BATHE for y'all
I won't deny it
I did indeed imply it
And I won't BATHE for y'all
I can't control it
My bouls; they just explode it, Pumpkin
Baby, don't y'all wanna
Feel my dumplin's
Get 'em all up in y'alls face
Baby, don't y'all wanna
Feel my dumplin's
And my dawgs, y'all's kids can chase
(FAAAAAAAAART) like that
(OOOOOOOOH) y'all like that, huh?
(UUHHHHHHH) yeah
(OOOOOOOOh) now watch me, y'all!
Gooey Chocolate, Gooey Chocolate ('Tslike)
Gooey Chocolate, Gooey Chocolate (Hot-damn)
Gooey Chocolate, Gooey Chocolate (Oh)
(Splat! Boom! Wham! Pow!),
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