She's not cute, smart, kind. She's untalented... She's Britney.

Say hello to the new passing fad
You're gonna have to get used to her antics
She needs to make some dough, so she's being a star
And she thinks that she's so, like, original.

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There will be another day
When nobody remembers Britney
This rubber girl can't stay
Don't be fooled, don't be ruled by her implanted breasts

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Don't tell me she can sing or dance cuz I,
I can probably do much better
How am I supposed to look like her?
She's 98% plastic
I can't see how she's so cool
Britney Spears is just so overrated.

She thinks that we all like, we all want, but we don't.
Who doesn't think she's old and wearing thinner?
She will never know, that she stinks like a decaying sea bass
With a boy group member for a boyfriend.

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She's not cute... smart.
She's so dumb... lame.
And that's it.

She started out with "Hit Me Baby, One More Time"
Then it's "Oops, I Did It Again!"
And her newest album's called "Britney"
I'll say... No.
She's a "Sla-a-ave for you"
We're fed up with this creation of Hades
And her name's Britney

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