(intro):
I feel amiss
I do not like this
You feel steady?
well, then, let's go

(verse one):
I am so down on my luck
ev'ryday I sneeze out loud
I have rashes on my face
See?
One day, while driving my car
something happened so bizarre
I coughed, hit road spikes
How ya gonna act when you know you can't mow?
how 'bout when you can't play ball?
Take Benedryl, but beware
that medication's not that strong

(chorus):
Such a bitch, these allergies
why do I have to sneeze?
What is worse is this heat
all this during spri-ing
Such a bitch, these allergies
this is such a disease
Dude, this is not, like, sweet
all this during spri-ing

(verse two):
Now, I feel very ill
I'll just lay very still
Swallow a real big pill
not a thrill
GAG GAG
I just don't know what to do
all I feel like is poo
Can't get 'way if I ran
I'm in a
FUNK FUNK
How ya gonna act when you know you can't mow?
how 'bout when you can't play ball?
Take Benedryl, but beware
that medication's not that strong

(chorus):
Such a bitch, these allergies
why do I have to sneeze?
What is worse is this heat
all this during spri-ing
Such a bitch, these allergies
it's time for a reprise
I think I'll cry defeat
all this during spri-ing
Such a bitch, these allergies
why do I have to sneeze?
What is worse is this heat
all this during spri-ing

(bridge):
I note you are looking austere
I cannot enjoy the sun
Can't I go where you go?
You! Guess what
don't make a fuss
So come lick my face
all during spri-ing

(chorus):
Such a bitch, these allergies
why do I have to sneeze?
What is worse is this heat
all this during spri-ing
Such a bitch, these allergies
let's eat old, moldy cheese
And eat some rancid meat
all this during spri-ing
Such a bitch, these allergies
let me give you a squeeze
Jacko's got you a treat
all this during spri-ing

(outro):
During spri-ing
Owww
All this during spri-ing