Woke up late
Time is wrong
It's all sh**
Daylight sh**
My tire's flat
I will get fired surely

Everytime I change the clocks
I lose an hour's sleep
I hit the snooze
Should move to Arizona
And everytime the time is wrong, I scream
"F**k Daylight Time! It's haunting me"
Must move to Arizona

I eat some toast
I drink some milk
On my way to work
Via cab
His prices suck
This driver was so sleezy

And Daylight Time sure sucks, it bites
My boss will fire me
If I am late
I guess I'll call in absent
I'll say, "I got the Flu bug in my dreams
I coughed all night, it's haunting me"
I guess I'll go home sleeping

Ben Franklin was insane!!
--A long list of expletives--
His theory caused me pain
And I think Daylight's f**ked uuuuuup!!

(Piano interlude)

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

At night I pray
That soon the time won't be f**ked up

And everytime I set the clocks
I set the hour for(ward)
Instead of back
That's why the boss is angry
I think it's (Bleep) to (Bleeping) use this (Bleep)
You see my face, it's sleep-deprived
I'll move to Arizona

(The boss finds the man sleeping on the job and fires him.)

You're fired!
You're fired!
Security!
You're fired!