This a story about a rubber ducky...

Every night, she's in the tub
Splash splash splash from the baby
It's time for a bath
To get clean
It's her that makes bathtime fun
They go
"Isn't she rubbery, this cute little duck..."
And they say
"She's a ducky, she's a bird
But she gets real wet in the bath tub, sinking
The little baby pushed her down.
She sinks so so very low."

Lost in the bathtub
Goin' down
But there's no one there to pick her up
And the water's slushing,
The mommy's rushin'
To make the water stop
They go
"Isn't she lucky, that little ducky"

And they say

She's a ducky, she's a bird
But if you leave her alone in a toilet full of turd
Then she will
Definately, make it over flow
Where is that water coming from?

Meanest duck...and the winner is: DUCKY! I'm Robin P. Cock, for Bird News, standing outside the arena waiting for Ducky! AH! HERE SHE COMES!

"She's a ducky, she's a bird
But she gets real wet in the bath tub, sinking
The little baby pushed her down.
She sinks so so very low."