Song Parodies -> "I'm Not Negro, Not Quite Caucasian"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman"

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Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not Negro, Not Quite Caucasian"

Parody Written by:

Sancho Bob

The Lyrics

This is about Michael Jackson. I cannot believe this child molester got off the hook for what he did to those poor children...

I used to think
I wanted to be Diana Ross
But now I know,
That I'm just a freak in a sideshow
Yeah
Feels like my nose fell off my face
That's when I realized

I'm not negro
Not quite caucasian
I really like to
Play with little boys
While at Neverland

I'm not negro

There was no need to acquit me
It's time that I
Learned to face up to what I did to them, oh
I've felt so many more than you know 'bout
So don't even try to count them

I'm not negro
Not quite caucasian
I really like to
Play with little boys
While at Neverland

I'm not negro

But if you look in my closet
You will find pictures of boys
This queer will always like
Children

I'm not negro
I'm not a negro don't call me your nigga
Not yet Caucasian
I'm just trying to find
The honky in me

I really like to
Play with little boys
While at Neverland

I'm not negro
Not quite caucasian
I really like to
Play with little boys
While at Neverland

I'm not negro
Not quite caucasian

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