Song Parodies -> "Carsick (The Crackhead Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Carsick (The Crackhead Song)"

Parody Written by:

The Deer Hobos

The Lyrics

Well to understand this, you should know that listening to Toxic can be compared to drowning in green Jello. The rest should explain itself.

People can't you see
I want attention
A slut like me
Should wear some clothes
It's dangerous
I disgrace myself

You can't escape
I can't sing
I should shut up
I'm insecure
I hate myself

Rhinestones
Aren't clothes
I got to lie
So I look secure
Do you see me now?

With a taste of poison I'm feeling ill
I'm carsick, too sick for singing
With a taste of green Jello I'm drowning
I'm addicted to crack, can't you see I'm a crackhead?
I'm a pig idiot
All because I'm a crackhead

It's getting late
To save myself
My brain is dead
Too famous
Surgery
Is taking over me

Rhinestones
Aren't clothes
I got to lie
So I look secure
Do you see me now?

With a taste of poison I'm feeling ill
I'm carsick, too sick for singing
With a taste of green Jello I'm drowning
I'm addicted to crack, can't you see I'm a crackhead?
I'm a pig idiot
All because I'm a crackhead

Can't you see that I'm carsick?

This is the worst part of the song (Ah...)
Shows my lack of vocal talents (Ah...)

With a taste of poison I'm feeling ill
I'm carsick, too sick for singing
With a taste of green Jello I'm drowning
I'm addicted to crack, can't you see I'm a crackhead?
I'm a pig idiot
All because I'm a crackhead

With a taste of poison I'm feeling ill
I'm carsick, too sick for singing
With a taste of green Jello I'm drowning
I'm addicted to crack, can't you see I'm a crackhead?
I'm a pig idiot
All because I'm a crackhead

I'm intoxicated now
I'm disgusting now
I think I'm phony now
I think I'm phony now
I'm intoxicated now
I'm disgusting now
I think I'm phony now

Kill Britney Spears.

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