Song Parodies -> "AP Tests"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"AP Tests"

Parody Written by:

Ms. Gradzilla

The Lyrics

Just another late-night venture into cramming for AP tests.

Multiple APs
Are bastards...
And Pre-Cal too
Will spell disasters
I'm up all night
Not sleepin'

It's one big blur
Damn essays
This is the pits
I don't get this sh*t
It's confusing
I'm crammin' it

This sucks
Can't slow down
I feel my head
Spinning "round and "round
Test tomorrow, now

With three cans of Red Bull
I'm sleep-deprived
AP tests quickly approaching
No-Doz headache and bloodshot glassy eyes
'Cos my time's running out
Cos it's AP Exam time!
And I just want to shout
'Cos it's AP Exam time!

It's getting late
I can't give up
I take a chug
From my coffee cup
Slowly
It's going to kill me

This sucks
Can't slow down
I feel my head
Spinning "round and "round
Test tomorrow, now

With three cans of Red Bull
I'm sleep-deprived
AP tests quickly approaching
No-Doz headache and bloodshot glassy eyes
'Cos my time's running out
Cos it's AP Exam time!
And I just want to shout
'Cos it's AP Exam time!

'Cos it's AP Exam time!

[x2]
With three cans of Red Bull
I'm sleep-deprived
AP tests quickly approaching
No-Doz headache and bloodshot glassy eyes
'Cos my time's running out
Cos it's AP Exam time!

I've got to get it now
Damn that Econ now
I'm doing Spanish now
I'm failing pre-cal now
So caffeinate me now
And buy me Starbucks now
Don't think I'm ready now

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