I'm Mr. Chosen One since I was baby Prongs
Don't matter if I am on the run or playing chess with my mate Ron
They're still gonna put pictures of my scar in the magazine
You want a piece of me

You want a piece of me

I'm Mr. Really Bad Karma
Another day, another drama
Guess I can't see the harm in creating Dumbledore's Army
And with my friends by my side I am an exceptional fighter
You want a piece of me

I'm Mr. "Lifestyles of the Hogwarts' students"
You want a piece of me
I'm Mr. "Oh my God, that Potter's shameless"
You want a piece of me
I'm Mr. "Extra! Extra! Albus' gay!"
You want a piece of me
I'm Mr. "He's too crazy, now he's too brave"
You want a piece of me

I'm Mr. You Want A Piece Of Me
Trying and pissing me off
Well, get in line with the Creeveys, who are flipping me off
Hoping I'll resort to some havoc that'll upset Scrimgeour
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?

You want a piece of me

I'm Mr. Most Likely To Have A Stupid Dream About Something That Voldemort Wants Me To See
Now for real, are you kidding me?
No wonder there's panic in the Ministry
I mean, please, do you want a piece of me?


I'm Mr. "Lifestyles of the Hogwarts' students"
You want a piece of me
I'm Mr. "Oh my God, that Potter's shameless"
You want a piece of me
I'm Mr. "Extra! Extra! Albus' gay!"
You want a piece of me
I'm Mr. "He's too crazy, now he's too brave"
You want a piece of me

I'm Mr. Chosen One since I was baby Prongs
Don't matter if I am on the run or playing chess with my mate Ron
They're still gonna put pictures of my scar in the magazine
You want a piece of me

You want a piece, piece of me

I'm Mr. "Lifestyles of the Hogwarts' students"
You want a piece of me
I'm Mr. "Oh my God, that Potter's shameless"
You want a piece of me
I'm Mr. "Extra! Extra! Albus' gay!"
You want a piece of me
I'm Mr. "He's too crazy, now he's too brave"
You want a piece of me

I'm Mr. "Lifestyles of the Hogwarts' students"
You want a piece of me
I'm Mr. "Oh my God, that Potter's shameless"
You want a piece of me
I'm Mr. "Extra! Extra! Albus' gay!"
You want a piece of me
I'm Mr. "He's too crazy, now he's too brave"
You want a piece of me