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Song Parodies -> "Publicise Her"
Original Song Title:
"Womanizer"
Original Performer:
Britney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Publicise Her"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
[VERSE 1]
Wonderbra
Got her young talents showing
Bright and new
Up she blew, with her cooing
Soon the Britfans grew
And all the camera clicks appeared
Her ‘hits’ were popular…
One more time, baby
Hot debut
Packin’ more than just a B-cup
“Yes, I do!”
(Then sobered-up and took the ring off)
Snake around her shoulders?
Tinky Winky in the bedroom
Getting more bizarre…
You Drive Me Crazy
[CHORUS 1]
Publicise her, when she’s on the rise up, all will idolise her
Blows like a geyser
So, sen-sa-tion-al-ise our Britney
Eur-ope to-ur!
Slave 4 U, ah!
Publicise her, publicise her, publicise her
(Then reprise her)
[HOOK 1]
Slyly writhe and flaunt
(Until) they’re begging “Gimmee more!”
(Uh-huh)
Buoyed-up in the front
(Her giant) bust stuffed in her bra
(Haha)
Oops! Her nipples showing
Boo! Lip-synched performance
Clue? She’s really stupid
True… just publicise her
Royalty fees aren’t
(Going) to knock her from the charts
(Nuh-uh!)
Coy in every stunt
(Except) with that Christina tart
(Too far!)
Boobs! Her clips are racy
Loose! On Will & Grace, see?
Huge! She’s growing fatter
Who? Publicise her!
[VERSE 2]
Pepsico
Their contract bagged her Coke and banned it
On radio?
At number ninety-nine, abandoned
Her stress accruing with each penny
Make-up, spas and limo fees, see
Music’s hard
In a superstar regime
Hall Of Pop
This Toxic, Lucky, rollin’ rocker
N’Sync one side…
And then Limp Bizkit on the other
Jaded, faded, lost her honour
“I’m a virgin, like Madonna.”
Falling through
Rivers cried lately
[CHORUS 2]
Publicise her, Paparazzi pries to try and terrorise her
Oh, Everytime’s a
Growth in her bra cup size since eighteen
New perfume for
‘Curious’ losers
Atomisers, moisturisers, advertisers
(Fertiliser)
[HOOK 2]
Oiling up your butt
(To fit) that red jumpsuit you wear
(That’s hot!)
Oy, I puked my lunch
(Crossroads) is just too much to bear
(Buh-glop!)
Oops! I think she’s showing…
Douche! K-Fed’s her husband?
Two? She just had two kids?
Ooh, let’s publicise her!
My, she’s looking plump
(Zoom in) to see her navel scar
(Cut up!)
Tired single mum
(MTV) act crashed like her car
Oops! Click-clack your baby
Smooth: scalp razor shaving
Dude! Drapes match the carpet?!
Nude? Publicise her!
[BRIDGE]
Baby, don’t fall prey to unforgiving words
(Analyse her, satirise her
Televise her, scandalise her)
You were just abused by crazy tabloids, it’s absurd
Just leave Britney alone!!!
[CHORUS 1]
[HOOK 1]
[CHORUS 2]
[HOOK 2]
[Justin Timberlake interlude]
Let me rock you… til the break of day!
[Fred Durst interlude]
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’!
[Britney Spears interlude]
I love rock ‘n’ roll!
Wonderbra
Got her young talents showing
Bright and new
Up she blew, with her cooing
Soon the Britfans grew
And all the camera clicks appeared
Her ‘hits’ were popular…
One more time, baby
Hot debut
Packin’ more than just a B-cup
“Yes, I do!”
(Then sobered-up and took the ring off)
Snake around her shoulders?
Tinky Winky in the bedroom
Getting more bizarre…
You Drive Me Crazy
[CHORUS 1]
Publicise her, when she’s on the rise up, all will idolise her
Blows like a geyser
So, sen-sa-tion-al-ise our Britney
Eur-ope to-ur!
Slave 4 U, ah!
Publicise her, publicise her, publicise her
(Then reprise her)
[HOOK 1]
Slyly writhe and flaunt
(Until) they’re begging “Gimmee more!”
(Uh-huh)
Buoyed-up in the front
(Her giant) bust stuffed in her bra
(Haha)
Oops! Her nipples showing
Boo! Lip-synched performance
Clue? She’s really stupid
True… just publicise her
Royalty fees aren’t
(Going) to knock her from the charts
(Nuh-uh!)
Coy in every stunt
(Except) with that Christina tart
(Too far!)
Boobs! Her clips are racy
Loose! On Will & Grace, see?
Huge! She’s growing fatter
Who? Publicise her!
[VERSE 2]
Pepsico
Their contract bagged her Coke and banned it
On radio?
At number ninety-nine, abandoned
Her stress accruing with each penny
Make-up, spas and limo fees, see
Music’s hard
In a superstar regime
Hall Of Pop
This Toxic, Lucky, rollin’ rocker
N’Sync one side…
And then Limp Bizkit on the other
Jaded, faded, lost her honour
“I’m a virgin, like Madonna.”
Falling through
Rivers cried lately
[CHORUS 2]
Publicise her, Paparazzi pries to try and terrorise her
Oh, Everytime’s a
Growth in her bra cup size since eighteen
New perfume for
‘Curious’ losers
Atomisers, moisturisers, advertisers
(Fertiliser)
[HOOK 2]
Oiling up your butt
(To fit) that red jumpsuit you wear
(That’s hot!)
Oy, I puked my lunch
(Crossroads) is just too much to bear
(Buh-glop!)
Oops! I think she’s showing…
Douche! K-Fed’s her husband?
Two? She just had two kids?
Ooh, let’s publicise her!
My, she’s looking plump
(Zoom in) to see her navel scar
(Cut up!)
Tired single mum
(MTV) act crashed like her car
Oops! Click-clack your baby
Smooth: scalp razor shaving
Dude! Drapes match the carpet?!
Nude? Publicise her!
[BRIDGE]
Baby, don’t fall prey to unforgiving words
(Analyse her, satirise her
Televise her, scandalise her)
You were just abused by crazy tabloids, it’s absurd
Just leave Britney alone!!!
[CHORUS 1]
[HOOK 1]
[CHORUS 2]
[HOOK 2]
[Justin Timberlake interlude]
Let me rock you… til the break of day!
[Fred Durst interlude]
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’!
[Britney Spears interlude]
I love rock ‘n’ roll!
...please! You BASTARDS!
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Video here if you wanna sing along: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=_VFotd3M3U0
(SOTM-Sep-08)
I think she's a bit over-ripe for all the hype.
I think she's a bit over-ripe for all the hype.
Haha. More the type you'd like to snipe? ;-) Also, I did a video parody recording of this without the high pitched chipmunk voice. My natural voice is slightly more tolerable. Slightly. http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSjBAcqS6g
Although this is yet another parody ripping on Britney, I'm not that annoying whining emo kid on Youtube so I won't scream, "Leave Britney Alone!", and since you did do a pretty good job I'll 5 it.
Well done, Luke. I'd never heard the original, but this was amazing. Glad you recorded it so it gets some more attention. Also in a similar britney-bashing vein, I remember enjoying your take on 'toxic' thoroughly as well. Keep pimping those skills man. Hopefully I can get off my ass and record some of my stuff in the near future and ask around the site for some collaboration help. You wouldn't be able to do any Looney Tunes voices would you? (sry, long comment)
(SOTM) Luke Brattoni comes out of self-imposed parody retirement and knocks one out of the proverbial ballpark, like he hasn't been away a day. Uproarious! The only thing you didn't include here was the shaving incident, but no loss. 555.
It's down near the bottom there: "Smooth: scalp razor shaving. Dude! Drapes match the carpet?!" Thanks!
(SOTM) Good job. 555
You know faaaar too much details about her, was that abscence of yours a stalker tour I wonder...
I may or may not have bought her DVD set for Christmas of 2004. I'd rather not go into details, dates and vantage locations.
SOTM - Misspellings abound. Over here we call them "Publiciztz."
Could you be one of Britney's secret lovers? 555 sets of implants
Well done, Luke! I heard your parody on YouTube and it was very hilarious! Yep, this song tells all about Britney Spears. I remembered when she sang her first song "Baby One More Time", she had great class that time. I also haven't forgotten her performance in the VMA Awards last year. I also like the OS, too! 555!!
(SOTM) Man, dude buggers off for a few years and pops up again like he was always here. Nice to see my fellow Aussie back in the ring! Top job, Luke, an excellent chronicling of Brit's trip from 'I'd hit that' to '...with a brick'. 555 for you, for sure!
I'll admit to not having really followed the saga, but now I feel like I know way too much!
Thanks! (I think!)
(SOTM) If you had been able to pull off making the last two choruses work, this would be unbeatable, even with the repeat, you had enough to make it work, as a recording this would be amazing. I absolutely love all the many song references. You didn't just mention them though, you made them part of your song, terrific parody, and again of a newer song, which tends to get things overlooked on AmIRight. Brave, New, Creative, and taking a topic beaten to a pulp and still making it work-priceless.
This was an excellent parody. I had kinda forgotten about Britney at this point. Loved the references to her career highlights.
Fun to read again
Damn fine rhyming as always, and sharp satire abounds here. 555
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