Song Parodies -> "Britney Snores"

Original Song Title:

"Gimme More"

Original Performer:

"Britney Snores"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The recording can be found here! Britney Snores Recording

Bonked Britney bitch!
I'm so tired
And I just want to go to sleep

Hahahahahahaha....SNORRRRE!

Everytime she turns the lights off
She cuffs me to the bedpost to deter
Me from leaving before morning
Says I'm Lucky guess I'm a Slave (4 Her)

I need a lockpick, the sound is Toxic
Should be acceptin (Should be acceptin)
Her nasal septim (Nasal septim)

Try not to hate it but its deviated
Stuffs her head up (Have to get up)
K-Fed up
Wish I was Stronger babe but

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Oh I love her affection (erection)
But then Oops she falls asleep again
Like trying to doze in a pen of hogs
Cause she can sure saw logs
Rather sleep with wild dogs

It shouldn't faze me but she drives me Crazy
With her congestion (Her congestion)
Need a suggestion, question?

I'd still kiss her lips if she'd get some nose strips
Or some Dristan
For this man
She's gonna wake the neighbors

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It's me against the mucus
She's a girl--but snorts like a walrus!

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Ohh, Britney snores, Britney snores
Britney snores, Britney snores baby
I just wanna score

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I bet you could hear this one coming
The aggrivating snuffles
The irritating insomnia, haha
And the unsleepable apnea
Ahh, I thought she might be my dream girl
But she's a bedroom nightmare, haha

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AFW - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment

Really funny fantasy write..or anti-fantasy in some respects...S'mores for the snores

Jason - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment

Zzzzzzzzzzzz! (Not the parody, Britney snoring!)

LittlePuffCakes - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment

It's time to quit smoking, Brit!

Jeff Reuben - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment

I haven't smoked Brit in weeks :) Thanks AFW, Jason and LPC :)

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment

Very well done and quality recording hijinks.

Stuart McArthur - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment

yes, well when you told me you wished you could be Britney's sex slave Jeff, I DID warn you to be careful what you wish for coz it MIGHT come true......guess you had to learn the hard way...

btw, try stuffing a pigtail up each nostril - I found that muffled her a bit - enough for me to get a half-decent nap in at least - 555

tomario - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment

Well thats one fantasy blown out the water! lol nice references to her songs! Was she so "lucky" to have you ? lmao! Great as usual nice one 555

Arwen - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment

Aww...poor Jeff. I suppose things could be worse. She COULD sleep with her socks on.

Christie Marie M - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment

Heyyyyy, Jeff! I read your parody and listened to your recording version of this song. Yeah, I can imagine Britney snoring all night!! She snores louder than a power saw. Better yet, she snores louder than my father and brother. I feel so bad if K-Fed had to sleep next to her each night. Hilarious parody you wrote. 555!!

Mari - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment

Nicely deviated parody, and funny recording!

Red Ant - February 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Can't believe I missed this when it was posted. Funny write, working in so many of her songs against her, and while Iiked the recording the first time, hearing it again today made me love it. Great work, Jeff.

Matthias - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment

I can't believe I never posted a comment on this one before. I heard your recording, obviously, and it's one of my favorites by you. "Rather sleep with wild dogs" is my option too when it comes to sleeping with Britney Spears... Nah, I'd bonk Britney too.

Abbott Skelding - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment

Artistry: Nice job working other Britney titles in there, nice recording and lyrics. Well done!

Below Average Dave - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment

I've heard the recordings so many times that I never actually took the time to comment on this--I have always thought this was funny--as all your Britney parodies are, a little surprised you chose this one from your massive Britney catalog, but still good.

Agrimorfee - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment

Love how you snuck in the song titles here, and did more than just comment about B.S.'s suckiness as an artist.

bobpiecheese - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Well, that was...different. Kudos for working in the song titles and the word 'apnea' (I know what that is!). 555 earplugs for you!

Rex - August 12, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) That's not snoring, that's her singing. Badda-bam! Thank you, I'm here all week. Fun concept, fun parody!

htmjr - October 16, 2010 - Report this comment

She could also sleep with her feet uncovered. If I directed a "Britney Snores" music video. The Britney look-alike would not only be snoring, but I would make sure there is one scene with her barefeet sticking out of the covers.

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