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Song Parodies -> "Breathalyzer"
Original Song Title:
"Womanizer"
Original Performer:
Britney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Breathalyzer"
Parody Written by:
Mr. Washable
The Lyrics
The cop car, is behind me, lights are blinkin
The officer, asks me for my registration
Apparently, he’s been tailing
Me since 90th Street
When I left the bar
Left the bar baby
He asks me, to step out of the vehicle
Cause he believes, that I’ve been drinkin a little
Officer, I swear to you
I only had one, ok I had two
He says “Out the car”
Out the car I’m getting
Breathalyzer, Breatha – Breathalyzer, took a Breathalyzer
Oh Breathalyzer, oh, took a Breathalyzer baby
Intoxicated, Intoxicated
Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer
Shoulda known when I left the bar
To not even dare to drive my car
Shoulda known when I left the bar
To not even dare to drive my car
I started drinkin, I wasn’t thinkin
And now I’m taken, a Breathalyzer
Shoulda known when I left the bar
To not even dare to drive my car
Shoulda known when I left the bar
To not even dare to drive my car
I’m gettin dizzy, the road is spinning
Whoops, I just failed the, Breathalyzer
Hand to nose, I tryna walk in a straight line
The officer, made me take the test, but I’m fine
I guess when you have one to many
Life itself is complicating
Now I’m sure, I’ll be behind bars baby
Robocop, that’s the nickname that I gave him
Cause with his stern look, he’s gotta be part aluminum
He says he’ll just give me warning
But he’s gotta go transport me
Cause I’ll wreck, because wrecked baby
[Chorus]
Maybe if I was an attractive young girl
Breathalyzer Breathalyzer Breathalyzer
I could get away with DUI’s
As long as I show a little skin
[Chorus]
The officer, asks me for my registration
Apparently, he’s been tailing
Me since 90th Street
When I left the bar
Left the bar baby
He asks me, to step out of the vehicle
Cause he believes, that I’ve been drinkin a little
Officer, I swear to you
I only had one, ok I had two
He says “Out the car”
Out the car I’m getting
Breathalyzer, Breatha – Breathalyzer, took a Breathalyzer
Oh Breathalyzer, oh, took a Breathalyzer baby
Intoxicated, Intoxicated
Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer
Shoulda known when I left the bar
To not even dare to drive my car
Shoulda known when I left the bar
To not even dare to drive my car
I started drinkin, I wasn’t thinkin
And now I’m taken, a Breathalyzer
Shoulda known when I left the bar
To not even dare to drive my car
Shoulda known when I left the bar
To not even dare to drive my car
I’m gettin dizzy, the road is spinning
Whoops, I just failed the, Breathalyzer
Hand to nose, I tryna walk in a straight line
The officer, made me take the test, but I’m fine
I guess when you have one to many
Life itself is complicating
Now I’m sure, I’ll be behind bars baby
Robocop, that’s the nickname that I gave him
Cause with his stern look, he’s gotta be part aluminum
He says he’ll just give me warning
But he’s gotta go transport me
Cause I’ll wreck, because wrecked baby
[Chorus]
Maybe if I was an attractive young girl
Breathalyzer Breathalyzer Breathalyzer
I could get away with DUI’s
As long as I show a little skin
[Chorus]
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Very good job, and contains a good moral message
Excellent job! Never would have thought of that idea...but then again, I did "SuperSizer"...
Dang. Thought of the song title, did a search, and here it is. You did a good job with it too :)
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