-> "Born to Make You Coffee"
Original Song Title:
"Born to Make You Happy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Born to Make You Coffee"
Parody Written by:
Cat-Face7795
The Lyrics
Born to Make You Coffee
You’re lying in bed up in our room
I think about what I’m gunna make you
I’m in the kitchen trying to decide
To make your eggs boiled or fried
I wanna know if it’d be wrong
To make coffee really strong
I want to make your muffins good
I wanna treat you like I should
I dunno how make your pancakes
I was born to make you coffee
Because your hunger is at stake
I was born to make you coffee
A little bit of sugar here and there
I make your breakfast with care
I dunno how make your pancakes
I was born to make you coffee
I was a fool to make lattes
Coz I know you don’t like it that way
I just thought you’d like something new
Instead of the same old brew
I don’t want to spill a single drop
Of the coffee that you love
I know you like crispy bacon
And that’s the way I’ll make it
I dunno how make your pancakes
I was born to make you coffee
Because your hunger is at stake
I was born to make you coffee
A little bit of sugar here and there
I make your breakfast with care
I dunno how make your pancakes
I was born to make you coffee
I’ll make anything
Sultana Bran, Weet-Bix
I’ll spend forever
Making your fix
Just ring your bell
And I will be there
Fluffing your pillows, combing your hair
I dunno how make your pancakes
I was born to make you coffee
Because your hunger is at stake
I was born to make you coffee
A little bit of sugar here and there
I make your breakfast with care
I dunno how make your pancakes
I was born to make you coffee
I was born to make you coffee
A little bit of sugar here and there
I make your breakfast with care
I dunno how make your pancakes
I was born to make you coffee
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