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Song Parodies -> "Chronic"
Original Song Title:
"Toxic"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Britney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Chronic"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Note: I do not smoke weed, nor do I advocate smoking weed. Although writing about smoking weed is perfectly okay...
Hippies smoking weed
Are sprawling
The cloud of smoke is so appalling
It’s cannabis
They’re pawning
They burnt their drapes
When dropped the joint
Can’t stand the whiff
That is from their spliff
The smell’s noxious
I’m feeling it
You’re high
Act like a clown
From smoking hemp
Play some Jackson Browne
Or Bob Marley now!
From the second hand smoke
Got bloodshot eyes
This chronic makes my mind blunder
Got munchies, Who ate that pizza slice?!
And it’s all thanks to you
That I’m high on this chronic
I need something to chew!
Cause I’m high on this chronic!
I can’t see straight
So light that bong!
I’ll smoke the clip
Man this stuff is strong
Giggling, Can’t stop wiggling
I’m fried
Are these eyebrows?
This forehead hair feels like a mouse
I am flipping out!
I need a bag of chips
Or some French fries!
This chronic increases hunger!
I’m wasted I could eat eleven pies!
I constricted by brain
And it’s all thanks to chronic
Now I don’t feel shame
Or much else while on chronic
Did I say I smoked chronic?
[Spoken part not included in song:]
(Whoa man! I love these twisted tunes!)
(Britney Spears? Bob Marley? It’s all the same to me, man….)
(You gonna finish that bacon sandwich?)
Don’t tell parents that I got this high
Wait a tick… Aren’t I a doctor?
Blame glaucoma if they ask me why
Not addicted to drugs
I just love smoking chronic!
At least no acid trips I took this time
This chronic forces my laughter
I'll keep cracking up with every splice
I’m addicted to poo…
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha… Chronic!
I’m so sedated now
Cause I’m baking now
I’m so unsteady, Wow!
(Feet are unsteady, Ouch!)
Mind’s desecrated now
Name’s McLovin’ (Ha!)
I still have munchies now…
Are sprawling
The cloud of smoke is so appalling
It’s cannabis
They’re pawning
They burnt their drapes
When dropped the joint
Can’t stand the whiff
That is from their spliff
The smell’s noxious
I’m feeling it
You’re high
Act like a clown
From smoking hemp
Play some Jackson Browne
Or Bob Marley now!
From the second hand smoke
Got bloodshot eyes
This chronic makes my mind blunder
Got munchies, Who ate that pizza slice?!
And it’s all thanks to you
That I’m high on this chronic
I need something to chew!
Cause I’m high on this chronic!
I can’t see straight
So light that bong!
I’ll smoke the clip
Man this stuff is strong
Giggling, Can’t stop wiggling
I’m fried
Are these eyebrows?
This forehead hair feels like a mouse
I am flipping out!
I need a bag of chips
Or some French fries!
This chronic increases hunger!
I’m wasted I could eat eleven pies!
I constricted by brain
And it’s all thanks to chronic
Now I don’t feel shame
Or much else while on chronic
Did I say I smoked chronic?
[Spoken part not included in song:]
(Whoa man! I love these twisted tunes!)
(Britney Spears? Bob Marley? It’s all the same to me, man….)
(You gonna finish that bacon sandwich?)
Don’t tell parents that I got this high
Wait a tick… Aren’t I a doctor?
Blame glaucoma if they ask me why
Not addicted to drugs
I just love smoking chronic!
At least no acid trips I took this time
This chronic forces my laughter
I'll keep cracking up with every splice
I’m addicted to poo…
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha… Chronic!
I’m so sedated now
Cause I’m baking now
I’m so unsteady, Wow!
(Feet are unsteady, Ouch!)
Mind’s desecrated now
Name’s McLovin’ (Ha!)
I still have munchies now…
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It's Britney Spears meets Cypress Hill! Trying to "weed out the weak", are we? 555
Oops! I did it again: "I constricted by brain" should have been "I constricted my brain"
Artistry: Nice job, but I'm not a fan of pot comedy (not your fault) great job and nice idea.
I don't know Matty-the one error you pointed out is an obvious typo, but outside of that, some of the lines were grammatically--we'll say not up to your recent standard. I.E. "When dropped the joint" as read sounds like a question, and the previous line doesn't really tie into because no one I have ever spoken to would say They burnt their drapes when dropped the joint. Chronic is more often used to define addiction, but I understand it has also surfaced as a synonym to weed smoking (I can understand that since people who get high all the time may misunderstand words intended meaning) It's not bad Matty, and I love TOS, but far from my favorite of yours.
Thanks for your honest Dave... I'm starting to think that I shouldn't write stuff on the spot anymore since I can win SOTMs with stuff that's really good and the stuff that I'm forced to write I lack at putting the certain polish or care behind it that a good parody needs. Urban Dictionary describes "Chronic" as a batch of high quality weed and Kevin Smith used "Bluntman and Chronic" as characters in his movies so the term is commonly used that way.
An old National Lampoon throwaway line on their Radio Dinner album: "If pot smoking doesn't affect your brain, then why do teenyboppers think Cheech & Chong are funny?" But this was funnier.
(Artistry) I hope by writing this comment I don't get a contact high, because that would kinda be counter-intuitive to what I have planned for today. It's hard to do nothing when you're off your tits, ya know. 555, Senor Doobie!
Glad to see you Drug this one out. I probably missed some of the drug references, but overall a good song.
Yeah, I did a lot of searching on pot-humor websites and even watched "Pineapple Express" in order to familiarize myself with the topic.
(Artistry) Like wow, dude, like this was totally just like itself, you know what I mean? Solid (Acapulco) gold parody.
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