-> "Afraid 4 U"
Original Song Title:
"Slave 4 U"
Parody Song Title:
"Afraid 4 U"
The Lyrics
I know you may be young
but I got hair too
and I need to tell you what you need to do
so just grab a comb and listen
Verse 1:
Everybody looks at you and says what the hell
You haven't had a haircut since like age 12
I'm always saying how do you get any love
Your hair is all over the place and putting dandruff on my rug
Do you get it? Do you get it? You need to clip it, clip it
Do you get it? Do you get it?
I know I may come off quiet and normally I'm shy
but I had to tell you about your hair
Before you took a step outside
what's practical, what's logical doesn't cover your hair
the last time you used a brush it got sucked up in there
Chorus:
I'm afraid 4 U
No one can hold it, you can't even control it
I'm afraid 4 U
I won't deny it
Gel won't even hide it baby
Verse 2:
Baby don't you wanna get on the street
and go to the barber's place Oh baby
Don't you wanna look clean
I'll pay the $6.50
Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Clip it! Clip it! Clip
it! Clip it!Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!
I really wanna cut it for you
you need to shave it off
But first a shampoo
I really wanna cut it for you
You need to shave it off
Or go join the zoo
Baby don't you wanna get on the street
and go to the barber's place Oh baby
don't you wanna look clean
I'll pay the $6.50
Chorus:
I'm afraid 4 U
No one can hold it, you can't even control it
I'm afraid 4 U
I won't deny it
Gel won't even hide it baby
Do you get it? Do you get it? You need to clip it, clip it
Do you get it? Do you get it?
Chorus:
I'm afraid 4 U
No one can hold it, you can't even control it
I'm afraid 4 U
I won't deny it
Gel won't even hide it baby
Clip that!
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