Heard you squee, whatcha see on your screen?
Must've been a doozy cause my dog's gone and freaked, barkin'
Heard you squee, calm right down and tell me
What great news did you see to make you freak out? *squeal* Waitin'

H-h-hea-h-h-heard you, hea-hea-hea-heard you squee
Dude, I heard, you, dude, I hea-heard you squee

Browsin' online's how you spend your day
And that's alright, I'm with you, mate
But ev'ry once in a while, you break
The silence with such a girly wail
What happened?
Your fave comic's gettin' a film? Yeah
What happened?
I am waitin'

Heard you squee, wanna see what you've seen
New amiibos? Tell me cause my int'rest is piqued, waitin'
Heard you squee, new cast for a movie
Fav'rite actors? You need to not shut me out, *squeal* waitin'
Heard you squee, somethin's pleased you, I see
New set of DVD's for more late night TV watchin'
Heard you squee with a super-high C
On the edge of my seat, clue me in right now *squeal*

Squee's an alarm made for me to race
Grab you by the arm, make you explain
Can't search, you see, cause you tend to make
That noise when you see anythin', mate
What happened?
OTP ship got made canon? Yeah
What happened?
I'm still waitin'

Heard you squee, laptop screen made you freak
Know you wanna tell me, info wants to be free, waitin'
Heard you squee, a chance for you to see
Your fave author? Dude, please, tell the truth right now *squeal*, waitin'
Heard you squee, did your media feed
Confirm Katy Perry's comin' to your town? Please, waitin'
Heard you squee, not a spoiler to me
What you've read on your screen, come on, spill it now *squeal*

Your cry is deliberate
Cause you love explainin' it
It's what passes for company
For huge dorks like you and me
You and me
Both squee
'Bout lore cause we're dorks

Heard you squee, always freak when you read
Huge reveals on your screen, read it all out to me, waitin'
Heard you squee, won a prize randomly
For a huge shoppin' spree? Just what have you found? *squeal* Waitin'
Heard you squee, ears might bleed from it, geez
But it's worth it, you see, when I learn what you've seen, waitin'
Heard you squee, know it's hard to tell me
Can't say words properly when you make that sound *squeal*