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Song Parodies -> "Brit's Not A Slut"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Britney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Brit's Not A Slut"
Parody Written by:
Lx
The Lyrics
This is for all the Britney haters out there who speak ill of her. I know she is a truly sweet girl and cares for her fans. People have their own opinion and I think Britney is very talented. She can sing, act, dance, she's got it all and I wonder why some people diss her cause she can do all this and say things like "shes untalented" I want to see you guys say that when you make a debut song that reaches #1 in the charts, make a hundred million dollars, three albums, and be known worldwide as the Princess of Pop. The same goes to other pop stars that deserve respect such as Backstreet Boys, Christina Aguilera, Shakira, N Sync, Mandy Moore, Jessica Simpson and a whole lot more. Thank you.
Some people think
Britney's too sexy and everything
It's not her fault
Because she's got her own sense of fashion, yeah
Hurts me when I hear folks diss her
Just cause she's so mature
(chorus)
Brit's not a slut,
Just a young woman
Most people are blind
They don't see what's inside
When will they see
That she's not a slut
Britney has talent and she can sing
She works so hard
In this music biz, surviving on her own
I see so much more in Miss Spears now
Don't tell me to shut my mouth
Brit's not a slut,
Just a young woman
Most people are blind
They don't see what's inside
When will they see
That she's not a slut
Brit's not a slut
If you do look at her closely
You will see it in her eyes
This girl is innocent and sweet
Brit's not a slut
Brit's not a slut I don't care what people say
Just a young woman
I'm just trying to tell you who Britney is
It might take some years
To know the real Miss Spears
Why can't you see
Brit's not a slut
Just a young woman
Most people are blind
They don't care what's inside
When will they see
That Brit's not a slut
She's a young woman
Britney's too sexy and everything
It's not her fault
Because she's got her own sense of fashion, yeah
Hurts me when I hear folks diss her
Just cause she's so mature
(chorus)
Brit's not a slut,
Just a young woman
Most people are blind
They don't see what's inside
When will they see
That she's not a slut
Britney has talent and she can sing
She works so hard
In this music biz, surviving on her own
I see so much more in Miss Spears now
Don't tell me to shut my mouth
Brit's not a slut,
Just a young woman
Most people are blind
They don't see what's inside
When will they see
That she's not a slut
Brit's not a slut
If you do look at her closely
You will see it in her eyes
This girl is innocent and sweet
Brit's not a slut
Brit's not a slut I don't care what people say
Just a young woman
I'm just trying to tell you who Britney is
It might take some years
To know the real Miss Spears
Why can't you see
Brit's not a slut
Just a young woman
Most people are blind
They don't care what's inside
When will they see
That Brit's not a slut
She's a young woman
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