Song Parodies -> "Don't Tase Me Bro!"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Go"

Original Performer:

"Don't Tase Me Bro!"

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The Lyrics

Forum where Kerry was lecturing
Stepped up to the mic to do some questioning
Brought the guards out
Was my question inappropriate
The security felt I was illegit
Carried me out

"Get off me
Forced to my knees
Now I'm begging please!”

Don't-on't-on't Tase Me Bro-oh-oh put away-ay-ay
Your electroshock stun gun
I-I-I wanna know-oh-oh what I did-id-id
That will have me serving time, oh no

Don't-on't-on't Tase Me Bro-oh-oh now I’m lit-it-it
This electric incident
Just-ust-ust wanna know-oh-oh if he's part-art-art
Of a secret syndicate, whoa oh

So shocked this has been so frightening
Dude ease up, now, wish the mood was lightening
Got some nerve, now?
Sure, I shouted out some expletives
But the backlash shouldn’t be so negative
I'm turned off now

“Bro!” I screamed
“Please Don’t Tase Me”
And now I'm a meme

Don't-on't-on't Tase Me Bro-oh-oh I am pos-i-tive
That this violates my rights
Neu-neu-neuro mus-mus-muscular par-a-lyzing
Volts running through my sides, oh no

Don't-on't-on't Tase Me Bro-oh-oh now I’m charge-arge-arged
Wasn’t looking for a fight
Got-ot-ot electrode-ode-odes in my chest-est-est
Now I guess I’m not too bright, whoa oh

F-F-Feel the need (feel the need)
I claim free speech (I claim free speech)
To security (to security, ity, ity, ity-ty-ty-ty-ty-ty)

Don't-on't-on't Tase Me Bro-oh-oh let me go-oh-oh
Or I'll have your ass fired
I-I-I feel it flow-oh-oh all the en-er-gy
Coursing through me I'm so wired

Don't-on't-on't Tase Me Bro-oh-oh can we talk-alk-alk
Let’s have a convulsation
Let-et-et let me go-oh-oh don’t need cuff-uff-uffs
Now I think I see the light, whoa oh

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Matthias - January 19, 2018 - Report this comment

Slow news day... This was funny but the news story is probably about 10 years old at this point. There were some hilarious puns in here and I suppose this works as a parody about a historical event hence name dropping John Kerry. It was really funny though so 555 shocks to the nuts for you!

Agrimorfee - January 19, 2018 - Report this comment

Yeah, it is a decade old, but the OS is eight years old as well. Still, not as funny as it promises, but you score points from me for the creation of the word "convulsation".

Jeff Reuben - January 19, 2018 - Report this comment

I'm working on a Tide Pods song, which I plan to release in January 2028!

Peter Andersson - January 19, 2018 - Report this comment

This comments thread seems to me an interresting convulsation about the topic - I'll have to add that with AI robots in the near future, some of them surely Law and Order and armed with tasers, it will only be a probably short matter of time until someone manages to hack one to turn around and tase a politician instead (or a celebrity, like maybe Britney - not Madonna though, she'd enjoy the spasming too much methinks).

Rob Arndt - January 19, 2018 - Report this comment

Taser armed robots already exist. They debuted in China and Europe around 2007. Other military robots exist with larger and more lethal weapons. The Swiss and Germans have computerized fire controls for auto-firing AAA cannons made by Oerlikon and Rheinmetall. Germans also invented the wireless plasma taser in 2003. I don't know if the Westphalia Polizei ever used it or not, but it was issued.

Rob Arndt - January 20, 2018 - Report this comment

Btw Jeff, 555 jolts!

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