La, la, la, la-la-la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la-la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la-la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la-la, la, la

Vacate, please, crazy man who hates trainees, not right
Might've drained your wallet here, but it's not worth the price, no
You make me, make me wanna scream into the night
I'm not normally a fighter, if you go further, I might go
Oh, oh-oh
She's been here a week, how could she know, oh-oh
The whole store layout? That's insane
Quite nicely said so, offered to fetch one who knows
You think I'mma send her home? Ha-ha-hee-hee-ha-ha-ho

Call me crazy but I do just what I see
Is fit for my store and you aren't, you jerk
I can't stand those who rage at trainees
Call me crazy for stickin' up for her, please
Get out my store, you pitiful jerk
My biggest rule: don't rage at trainees

La, la, la, la-la-la, la, la (call me crazy)
La, la, la, la-la-la, la, la

Trainees aren't in charge of jackin' prices up
That's all executives, go and call corp'rate, swear a bunch, oh-oh
I heard you right across the store, you human stain
How can you think that I'll side with you? There's tears all down her face, oh-oh
Oh, oh-oh
Don't you lie and say you didn't know, oh-oh
It's on her nametag, plain as day
Seen it there, I know, written right before "Cleo"
Yelled her name quite loud, you dope, ha-ha-hee-hee-ha-ha-ho

Out, please, just leave, I've seen all that I must see
To know you're a hole, unrepentant jerk
Won't serve people who rage at trainees
Out, please, just leave, I'll put away your stuff, see
Go find some hole to crawl in, you jerk
My biggest rule: don't rage at trainees

Oh-oh, say what you want about me (out, please, just leave)
Oh-oh, it's my shop, means my rules, see
Yeah-eah, say what you want about me (out, please, just leave)
'Bout me, 'bout me, 'bout me

You can't put the blame with her
Ev'ryone here has been starin', you started, alright (ah-ah-ah-ah)
You shouldn't shop with your short temper
Any argument is blowin' out of sight (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Why must I tell you "Don't rage at trainees" tonight (oh-oh)?
No need to tell you that you're just the worst damn type
Of hateful, hateful person
Of hateful, hateful person

La, la, la, la-la-la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la-la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la-la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la-la, la, la

Words don't faze me, can take what you dish at me
But once I was just like this poor young girl
So it's my rule: don't rage at trainees
Words don't faze me, would still be worth a ban, see
Don't serve assholes and I don't serve jerks
'Specially those who rage at trainees

Call me crazy, hope you don't run a store, geez (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
Yeah
Out, please, just leave, no, I don't want your money
Can make a profit from the non-jerks
Who know to never rage at trainees
Oh-oh, say what you want about me (out, please, just leave)
Oh-oh, just say it in a rage tweet
Oh-oh, say what you want about me (out, please, just leave)
Not out your mouth, keep it in your world
Of the douchebags who rage at trainees