This is a story about a girl who is witchy.


Early evening she wakes up.
She hears a loud knock at her door.
Dressed in a black gown, with red nails.
A lady of the night who loves gore.

They go, "Isn't she witchy, this slasher fan-girll?"
And they say
"She's so witchy, she's Jason's girl'
But she pines, pines, pines over Freddy too.
There's so many slashers in her life.
She's devoted to the killers every night.


In a haunting, bewitching dream..she speaks to Jerry.

But she doesn't want to ever wake up.
And the monsters all love her, she's their queen.
But tell me, is there any she doesn't love?
They go, "Isn't she witchy, this mistress of fear?'
And they say


"She's so witchy, she's got powers'
But she pines, pines, pines over villains and killers.
She has all these killers on her wall.
Then there is nothing wrong with her at all.

"Best villainess and the winner is...Witchi"
"I'm Nathan Forester reporting, waiting for Witchi"
"Oh my lord here she is"


Isn't she lovely, this dark mistress?
She is so bewitching with her glowing eyes.
So many slashers in her life.
She's devoted to them each and every night.

And they say
"She's so witchy, she's Jason's girl'
But she pines, pines, pines over Freddy too.
There's so many slashers in her life.
She's devoted to the killers every night.



"She's so witchy, she's Jason's girl'
But she pines, pines, pines over Freddy too.
There's so many slashers in her life.
She's devoted to the killers every night.