-> "Stalk Me"
Original Song Title:
"Lonely"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Stalk Me"
Parody Written by:
DeepRC
The Lyrics
To think I'm so hot
How dare you stalk me?
I gave my e-mail addy,yeah, tell me baby please.
Why you following me around?
See your face downtown
I won't take your *gasp*
no more, NEVER KNOCK ON MY DOOR
Don't flirt this time, because I recognise.
I've heard it all before~ and I E I E I~
(Chorus #1)
Think Of all the timez you have wasted.
Think of all the timez i have rejected.
Ain't no way I'm gonna date you.
I don't wanna be your girlfriend.
Let's just face it(face it)
I'm better off alone and I'm not calling you back
Thought that I would be single.
I don't wanna be your girlfriend.
Don't ask me for my number.
Or say that you are free.
My brain tells me I'm cool
without yah. Leave me alone
PLEASE.
Now this girl don't need no dude,
stalking her (Hey that's rude!)
Now I'm leaving.
Boy~ Does that make you
*beep*
Don't try to stalk me now, because I realise
I've experienced it before~ and I E I E I~
(Chorus #2)
Think of all the times that I've wasted.
Think about the times I turned my back.
Ain't no way I'm gonna love you.
I don't wanna be you woman.
Let's just face it(face it)
I'm better off single, and you know that.
Thought that I would be easy.
I'm never gonna be your woman.
Think of times you made me pissed.
You had me so bleh-ed.
I'm tired of hating,
give me a break.
I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DOOOO
Think of all the times
You made me sick
I thought you would ignore me a bit.
What you think
I'm just a stalker target?
Lost your charm
Boy you've got the wrong chick.
Repeat Chorus 1 and 2 ....
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