-> "I'm Still Alive, Not Yet A Dead Duck"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Still Alive, Not Yet A Dead Duck"
The Lyrics
(Instrumental intro)
I used to think
That my bombs could blow up anything
But now I know
Missiles are going my way, yeah...
Feels like I'm caught in a bullseye
That's when I realize...
I'm still alive
Not yet a dead duck
All I need is time
To plan a bigger crime
While I'm in hiding
Now the US is after me
With no allies
I must soon hide in my cave of stone
And no, I don't want to be caught now
So now I must start to hide
I'm still alive
Not yet a dead duck
All I need is time
To get a chance to hide
While I am running
I'm still alive
But they are watching me closely
They see the white of my eyes
And the bullets will fly
This way
I'm still alive
(I'm still alive I don't wanna leave a trail)
Not yet a dead duck
(I'm just tryin' not to be sent up to jail, yeah)
All I need is time
While I turn tail and hide
While I shave my beard
I'm still alive
Not yet a dead duck
Now I'll do hard time
They sentenced me to life
For my crimes I'll pay
I'm still alive
Not yet a dead duck
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