Every morning, he wakes up,
Quack, Quack, Quack on the door
It?s time to eat up, perfectly vile
It?s you they?re all waiting for
They go
?Isn't he fluffy, this Pond duck?"
And they say?

He?s so ducky, he?s a duck
But he quack, quack, quacks in the lonely pond quacking
If there?s no one in my pond
Then why do I hear quacks?


Lost in a pond, in a stream
But there?s no one there to wake him up
The pond is spinning he keeps on puking
Tell me what happens when it stops?
They go?
"Isn't he fluffy, this Pond duck?"
And they say?

He?s so ducky, he?s a duck
But he quack, quack, quacks in the lonely pond quacking
If there?s no one in my pond?
Then why do I hear quacks?


"Isn't he fluffy, this Pond duck?"
"Best duck, and the winner is? Ducky!"
"I?m Roger Johnson for Duck News standing outside the pond waiting for Ducky"
"Oh my god! Here he comes!"

Isn?t he duck like, this pond duck?
He?s so duck like, why does he stay alone?
If there?s no one in his pond.
Why do these quacks come at night?

He?s so ducky, he?s a duck
But he quack, quack, quacks in the lonely pond quacking
If there?s no one in my pond
Then why do I hear quacks?