Song Parodies -> "I'm Not A Kid"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not A Girl"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not A Kid"

Parody Written by:

RVWZU

The Lyrics

This song goes out to all sixth graders nationwide

I always think
Adults have easier lives than kids
But now I know
Life for them is not
So easy, yeah

I still like to watch Barney & Friends
That's when I realized

(Chorus)
I'm not a kid
Not yet a pre-teen
I break out sometimes
with acne, and I realize
I have pubic hair

(Verse 2)
I'm not a kid
Stop calling me a little boy
I'm going through
puberty which is so uncomfortable
I've seen so much crap in this world now
Don't tell me to shut my trap

I'm not a kid
Not yet a pre-teen
I break out sometimes
with acne, I realize
I have pubic hair

I'm not a kid
I am just exploring this world
checking out the pretty girls
You know I always find
My way

I'm not a kid
(I'm not a kid don't call me a boy)
Not Yet a pre-teen
(I'm just tryin to find the pre-teen in me, yeah)
I break out sometimes (I break out)
with acne, I realize (I realize)
I have pubic hair

I'm not a kid
Not yet a pre-teen
I break out sometimes (I do break out)
with acne, I realize
I have pubic hair

I'm not a kid
Not yet a pre-teen

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