Baby, you're so into food,
You got that belly, what will you do,
Baby, you stomped on the ground,
The earth is moving and I almost fell down,
Every time I look at you, you're getting fatter, it's easy to see,
Shopping for food costs so much more, more than it has ever cost before,

Chorus:
You're fat and lazy, oh this I see,
Your weight in lbs. is 603,
Whoa oh, oh, oh, lazy, but you feel alright,
Baby, hearing you eat keeps me up all night,

Sweetie, quit hogging the food,
Our guests are hungry, don't be so rude,
Tell me where you hid the food,
I don't want to spend any more money tonight,
Please take your pills, and you'll lose weight more then you've ever thought you've had before,

Chorus:

Lazy, you always sleep,
Your weight is now over 603,
Lazy, and you always eat,
Everyday and every night,


You're fat and lazy, lazy baby
Your weight in lbs. is over 603,
Whoa oh, oh, oh, lazy, but you feel alright,
Baby, hearing you eat keeps me up all night,

You're fat and lazy, lazy baby,
Yeah ah, ah, ah,
Whoa oh, oh, oh, lazy, but you feel alright,
Baby, hearing you eat keeps me up all night,

Baby, hearing you eat keeps me up all night,