Song Parodies -> "I'm A Slut 4 U"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Slave 4 U"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Slut 4 U"

Parody Written by:

Lily McG

The Lyrics

This is about Britney Spears being a dirty little whore.Enough said.

I know that I'm a slut.
But I've got desires too.
And I'm gonna screw what I feel like screwing.
So shut up and pants me.

All you people look at me like I'm a skanky whore
It's an obvious fact of life that people can't ignore
Always saying, "little girl why don't wear a bra,"
Well I'm just trying to find out why my boob job's what I love

Come and get it, get it get it, whooah
Come and get it, get it get it, whooah (Wanna feel it?)
Come and get it, get it get it, whooah (It feels good)

I know I may come off as ditzy
I may come off as blonde
But I start to smarten up
Feel a little luck when I see this guy

I'm sexual, not difficult
What the hell, I'm dumb
All I know is that I'm happy when I see your bum

I'm a slut for you
I wanna hold it
I cannot control it
I'm a skank, too
I won't deny it
I'm too dumb to hide it

Baby, I really wanna, get it on with you (or even beside you)
Oh baby, I think you're gonna (get ready)
Leave behind my name and age
(let's roll)

(Touch me)
(I'm ditzy)
(Yeah)
(Now watch me)

Come and get it, get it get it, whooah
Come and get it, get it get it, whooah (Wanna feel it?)
Come and get it, get it get it, whooah (It feels good)
[Panting]

I really wanna, get it on with you (are you free?)
I really wanna do what you want me to (I'm easy)
I really wanna, get it on with you (kids want me)
I really wanna do what you want me to (Uh Uh Uh)

Baby, don't you wanna, take me to your room? (I'm all for you)
Oh baby, don't you wanna take me? (Your roommate too)
Leave behind my name and age (Wahoo!)

I'm a slut for you
I wanna hold it
I cannot control it
I'm a skank, too
I won't deny it
I'm too dumb to hide it

Come and get it, get it get it, whooah
Come and get it, get it get it, whooah (Wanna feel it?)
Come and get it, get it get it, whooah (It feels good)
[Panting]
Come and get it, get it get it, whooah
Come and get it, get it get it, whooah (Wanna feel it?)
Come and get it, get it get it, whooah (It feels good)
[Panting]

I'm a slut for you (Like that?)
I wanna hold it
I cannot control it
I'm a skank, too (I do)
I won't deny it (Yeah Yeah)
I'm too dumb to hide it (Yeah)

(Dumb blond)

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Lily McG - December 13, 2002 - Report this comment

o, LOl, cuz liek ... ya, u need 2 um, omg liek learn how 2 uhh ,... spell ... LOL :/

C-B - December 14, 2002 - Report this comment

Man, Britney hatred is getting worse and worse everyday, not to mention it gets lamer. I havent read a parody that sucked this much in years. Even if I didn't like Brit I'd be saying the same. And also perfect time for spreading hate- Christmas time.

Nickelback girl - December 15, 2002 - Report this comment

Nice one! i hate Bratney Spears! she steals our jobs and our dads!

Mel Kleindienst - December 16, 2002 - Report this comment

C-B: If hatred is getting worse, we must be doing something right. lol: Well, for your information, I'm actually better than Britney Spears because I don't claim something that isn't true. No, I may not say anything about some things she says openly, but that's just part of not lying about it.

Anya0183 - February 10, 2003 - Report this comment

This was an excellent knockoff of Brittany Spears. I couldn't have done it better myself. It was hilarious. See my parody of a song from the Little Mermaid entitled "Sexy Girl"

sk8erboi - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment

this is a good thing every one should hate brittney spears. send her back to wherever it is she came from, i think one of those rectangular states

Governor Mike Foster of Louisiana - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment

She's one of ours. I'm not proud of it. Even if my fellow Republican Bob Dole likes her.

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